They’re plants

the nicest girl I ever went out with was a black girl

way nicer than any white girl i've gone on a date with

The dumbest girl I went out with was blaq

They all listen to like Sonic Youth and shit though

Or half

just want a cute girl that listens to American Football

Lightskinnted girls are all kinda dumb though

big cringe

Me too man

its dumb cuz they aint as melanated

Melanin open ur third eye

My last gf was the /mu/ tfw meme

y'all know I dabbed on them goobas

Godspeed u black gf

hey guys just hanging out at home with my cute midwestern shoegaze gf

ive been taking malanin 4 times a day in hopes of gaining its superpower, all its doing is making me sleepy

Melaninatonin

I haven't had a long term gf in 6 years

Nigga you gotta eat like forty of those for it to do anything

Ur third eye never gonna open like that fool

I only do longterm gfs

So I've only had 3

That’s all I’ve done either

hey there little boy, have you been good this year? did you know 56% of women-

anime thighs around my head

i've only had 2

i've never even had a female friend

and that's a good thing

Actually idek if I count the one before last

It is a good thing

Since it turns out she was using me to cheat on another dude 😬

And that dude was kind of my friend

This is why we don’t allow female humanoids into our sphere

Bad shit

terrible

Just wait for the long haul

last grillfren was pure tho

why didn't you get married

oh well

And then either die alone (much happier than with a shitty gf)