Message from @j_s
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Maybe one candle
Keep one candle in the hot steamy darkness while naked and also patting your forehead with a damp rag
That's the only way to shit in 2019
you poop at all you’re gay
bc something is inside the anus right
If you wipe you're gay
You're touching some dudes asshole
if u wipe and a the tp breaks and a finger goes into ur asshole that's gay
What's funny is that's actually not gay, if you have to wipe at all by law if that happens it's actually not gay
It goes back to the English common law system
Very confusing
hmm
It's ok this shit has to be learned
I don't believe u
Fuck he's onto me
you jewish?
Whaaaaaaaaat
Nooooooooo....?
Haha what
What's that I don't even know what that is
The Chris Cantwell move
🥴🤨🧐
Im jewish
👀👀
I found out 2 days ago
Pooish
People are reading Jim Goad's book
I'm jewish I found out 25 years ago
they had to take precautionary measures to make me cath
>family is Irish, arab, and Latino
>jews still found their way into my genes
I messaged every Jewish girl on OkCupid within 250 miles and didn't get a response wtf
You gotta open up with "the holocaust was the worst thing to ever happen in history"
They'll be soaking after
tfw no Jewish wife to manage my finances (welfare and disability cheques)
My friend's mom is jewish and their dad is like OG 1800s Americans
The mom does not let them do Christmas anything
Not even a tree