Very confusing

hmm

It's ok this shit has to be learned

I don't believe u

Fuck he's onto me

you jewish?

Whaaaaaaaaat

Nooooooooo....?

Haha what

What's that I don't even know what that is

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https://twitter.com/DailyBraap/status/1078347592864591872

The Chris Cantwell move

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Im jewish

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I found out 2 days ago

Pooish

People are reading Jim Goad's book

I'm jewish I found out 25 years ago

they had to take precautionary measures to make me cath

>family is Irish, arab, and Latino
>jews still found their way into my genes

I messaged every Jewish girl on OkCupid within 250 miles and didn't get a response wtf

You gotta open up with "the holocaust was the worst thing to ever happen in history"

They'll be soaking after

tfw no Jewish wife to manage my finances (welfare and disability cheques)

My friend's mom is jewish and their dad is like OG 1800s Americans

The mom does not let them do Christmas anything

Not even a tree

because it makes her uncomfortable

I'll be whatever I need to be into to minmax the size of my future wife's tiddies

If I gotta be Jewish then SO BE IT

I chase the MILK

I'm a Milk Marauder

hello

Good morning King

hello

I knew it was only a matter of time until Africa became China

The tribe of Ham is consolidating under autism