that's the best way to shit tbh

the only way

GET A SQUATTY POTTY

Tbh

I have to turn on the shower to hot to get the room to steam up

Or else I don't shit at all

I have to turn the lights out too

Maybe one candle

Keep one candle in the hot steamy darkness while naked and also patting your forehead with a damp rag

That's the only way to shit in 2019

you poop at all you’re gay

bc something is inside the anus right

If you wipe you're gay

You're touching some dudes asshole

if u wipe and a the tp breaks and a finger goes into ur asshole that's gay

What's funny is that's actually not gay, if you have to wipe at all by law if that happens it's actually not gay

It goes back to the English common law system

Very confusing

hmm

It's ok this shit has to be learned

I don't believe u

Fuck he's onto me

you jewish?

Whaaaaaaaaat

Nooooooooo....?

Haha what

What's that I don't even know what that is

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https://twitter.com/DailyBraap/status/1078347592864591872

The Chris Cantwell move

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Im jewish

👀👀

I found out 2 days ago

Pooish

People are reading Jim Goad's book

I'm jewish I found out 25 years ago

they had to take precautionary measures to make me cath

>family is Irish, arab, and Latino
>jews still found their way into my genes