Message from @Herka/ShitcoinNumismatics

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2018-12-29 20:51:01 UTC  

One review has this as "Fight Club + The Matrix". I think thats a good analogy and summation. Furthermore, I'm not sure if I can do any better. So credit to that SP'er. But had Baked set out to tell the story straight forward like standard nonfiction it would've been nothing more than a 500 word article in a Sunday featured section of old world media. This style ensures that the audience knows that Baked sees the world a little different and was greatly impacted by the new subculture he found. Again, it reminds me of "Cuckoo's Nest". Kesey dedicated the book to Vik Lovell with the quote "who told me dragons did not exist, then led me to their lairs." The people that cross paths with Baked do not exist. But I he can show you where to find them.

For the normie a note of caution - but not a warning intended to dissuade the prospective reader - this book can really be appreciated if you understand the world in which it takes place. If you arent familiar with that world, get familiar with it. If it is a place you once called home, then welcome back. Your brethren have morphed while you've been away. And they are close to achieving their final form. In the meantime, and regardless of it you are a newcomer or an oldgaf, you too can help shape the world with magic.

If all you have heard about Baked Alaska is that he's been justifiably banned from humanity you've likely surrounded yourself with the intolerant filth that deal only in half-truths and double-speak. Become a contrarian. Do it now before you find a reason to question it. You'll lose the constant and guaranteed dopamine shot of conformation bias. But you'll be able to think for yourself. And most of all, you'll receive x-ray vision. The double-speakers who convince you that their racism is "anti-racism", that submission to authority and surrendering of rights is "freedom", will be laid bare in their eternal ugliness. It just takes a little bit of magic.

2018-12-29 20:51:02 UTC  

kek

2018-12-29 20:51:10 UTC  

god emperor trump

2018-12-29 20:51:17 UTC  

I want to fucking go on a rampage

2018-12-29 20:52:23 UTC  

baked alaska is an honorary irony bro

2018-12-29 20:52:38 UTC  

become a contrarian guise Maga!!

2018-12-29 20:53:17 UTC  

I need milk

2018-12-29 20:53:24 UTC  

Guys

2018-12-29 20:53:24 UTC  

Only better book is the Revolutionary Phenotype by Dr JF Groyper. Its a 400 page rant on how its okay to fuck downeys if they consent.

2018-12-29 20:53:31 UTC  

baked is a lolcow

2018-12-29 20:53:38 UTC  

Very powerful tbh

2018-12-29 20:53:40 UTC  

even though he is funny with the irony bros

2018-12-29 20:53:42 UTC  

Do you think that milk on the back of his book cover came from a maga milf?

2018-12-29 20:53:47 UTC  

Maga milf milk???

2018-12-29 20:54:03 UTC  

baked is our lolcow

2018-12-29 20:54:12 UTC  

From Khazaria

2018-12-29 20:54:17 UTC  

Baked "Timothy" Alaska

2018-12-29 20:54:23 UTC  

hes in just for devastating ashton whittie

2018-12-29 20:55:09 UTC  

He can't win the social media war so he's hedging his bets to get legally insane egirl vagina and honestly I'm jealous he will make it

2018-12-29 20:55:18 UTC  

I need milkies

2018-12-29 20:55:49 UTC  

I should sell milk under a "Khazar Milk" brand

2018-12-29 20:55:58 UTC  

Teacher: Alright, for our reading project this term, you get to choose your own book

2018-12-29 20:56:04 UTC  

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2018-12-29 20:56:05 UTC  

I need milkies

2018-12-29 20:56:11 UTC  

Makes you good at math

2018-12-29 20:56:13 UTC  

A power move

2018-12-29 20:56:19 UTC  

And undermining host nations

2018-12-29 20:56:48 UTC  

hnnnggg

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2018-12-29 20:57:13 UTC  

Asian girls < white girls pretending to be Asian

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2018-12-29 20:57:20 UTC  

what currency is this

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2018-12-29 20:57:35 UTC  

so true

2018-12-29 20:57:35 UTC  

indian

2018-12-29 20:57:47 UTC  

the zelda money?

2018-12-29 20:57:53 UTC  

yep yep

2018-12-29 20:58:04 UTC  

yo has anyone played twilight princess

2018-12-29 20:58:20 UTC  

that game is my favorite ever

2018-12-29 20:58:31 UTC  

@DavidTheSlumpGod whats your twitter

2018-12-29 20:58:59 UTC  

@NWordSayer1488

2018-12-29 20:59:07 UTC  

@lesadroi

2018-12-29 20:59:17 UTC  

I can’t believe Baked Alaska wrote a book when he can’t even read

2018-12-29 20:59:41 UTC  

@baulcity