so ur name is Bernstein

lmfao

or goldberg

or some shit

so probably not (((german))) then

My is almost a parody of scottish/irish last names

german jews managed to stay ethnic a lot

german jewish gf please

leaving them closer to mizrahi like my fam

discord.gg/3qu6sE

@everyone

what is this

even my dad became cath lol

Jared Holt's server

why would I join that

I do have curly hair though, and years of wiping my nose habitiually has made my nose upturned and piggish, so maybe I can infiltrate.

To get on a watchlist

i'm already on a watchlist

"I know a lot of shit you know why because I'm a fucking Jew"

upturned noses aren't jewish

literally the opposite

well if i can get a jewish gf

our kids will be jews with upturned noses

semitic features

arabs are semites

I'm probably not on a watchlist yet but I wouldn't put it past my family to be the first ones to report me to the NKVD.

Just gotta wait for red flag laws to pass here.

i have the shittiest hair

and it grows fast as shit

facial hair does too

got a little bit of the angry-arab-unibrow thing goin on

the little patch in the middle is always growing in and i gotta pull it out

My facial hair is shit.

I need to try Rogaine because I heard it makes it less patchy.

I'm like 85% Irish and have more body hair than most Armenians

This isn't supposed to happen

f

so long its in good places who cares

tfw race blend is just weird enough that i don't have knuckle hair or back hair

I don't have back hair thank god

i am wicked lightskinned because of how hyper-irish my mom's genes are