Message from @RetardO ExtremeO

Discord ID: 530913364004700171


2019-01-05 00:49:20 UTC  

I mean, if you start thinking about the Satanic ritual obsession with "the inverse"

2019-01-05 00:49:32 UTC  

MARRIED TO A HO-CHUNK
MARRIED TO A HO-CHUNGUS

2019-01-05 00:49:47 UTC  

many things start to make more sense

2019-01-05 00:50:20 UTC  

like why me, the most hamsom fit funny smart and best guy in the world doesn't have a gf at all and am lonely and sad and short

2019-01-05 00:50:28 UTC  

;_; this is obviously the work of Satan

2019-01-05 00:56:18 UTC  

Wonder when the internet will be a privilege for business use only.

2019-01-05 00:56:34 UTC  

the powers that be want every SM site to be linkedin

2019-01-05 00:56:43 UTC  

concidentally the worst SM site is linkedin

2019-01-05 00:57:14 UTC  

LinkedIn is popular again now that they turned themselves into Indeed and Glassdoor.

2019-01-05 00:57:19 UTC  

"NiggerKillerJewsSuckMikeEnoch1488420" on LinkedIn is Podcast Host and Social Media Influencer

2019-01-05 00:57:43 UTC  

it sucks just as much as those other sites too, because of how shitty the job posts are

2019-01-05 00:58:18 UTC  

I've never had an Indeed job application go anywhere for me.

2019-01-05 00:58:27 UTC  

It's all just temp agencies.

2019-01-05 00:58:30 UTC  

yeah

2019-01-05 00:58:51 UTC  

HR firms using it to fill their submission quotas

2019-01-05 00:59:00 UTC  

Just get a doctorate JEEZ

2019-01-05 00:59:23 UTC  

just go up to the CEO give them a firm handshake and ask if they are hiring

2019-01-05 00:59:41 UTC  

Go up to the CEO and give him a firm blowjob

2019-01-05 00:59:52 UTC  

Nice and firm, look him right in the eyes

2019-01-05 01:00:09 UTC  

I still have to fucking do job applications online though

2019-01-05 01:00:09 UTC  

@Deleted User fuck you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/530913364004700170/unknown.png

2019-01-05 01:00:14 UTC  

Because I might fucking die

2019-01-05 01:00:19 UTC  

if I do more assembly line shit

2019-01-05 01:00:46 UTC  

https://youtu.be/bcaVSTsYyOI?t=45 giving you CEO a firm blowjob to get a job is this

2019-01-05 01:00:54 UTC  

I was gonna post that

2019-01-05 01:00:58 UTC  

Especially because, I'm not that dexterous or coordinated to put little pieces together.

2019-01-05 01:01:04 UTC  

So I'm always behind.

2019-01-05 01:01:11 UTC  

Ive watched all of mr show again over the past week, I learned they are all on youtube

2019-01-05 01:01:20 UTC  

New Mr show was ehhh

2019-01-05 01:01:28 UTC  

w/ bob and david was still fine

2019-01-05 01:01:35 UTC  

I only liked the fake commercial about antacids

2019-01-05 01:01:46 UTC  

"do you eat like a baby with money" killed me

2019-01-05 01:02:10 UTC  

I think its cuz they cant get away with the jokes anymore

2019-01-05 01:02:32 UTC  

No one can

2019-01-05 01:02:40 UTC  

Chappelles show would never be made now

2019-01-05 01:02:48 UTC  

madtv would never be made now

2019-01-05 01:02:57 UTC  

Oh jeez

2019-01-05 01:02:59 UTC  

That's true

2019-01-05 01:03:04 UTC  

and that was on network

2019-01-05 01:03:19 UTC  

Alex borstein is a female character actress who exclusively made racist jokes

2019-01-05 01:03:30 UTC  

Couldn't do that even as a Jewish woman