my 2nd cousin got gay married. it lasted like 3 months

it was just white girls whiting

i got gay married

im writing this from a jail cell

they caught me touching my adopted son

thank you for coming to my virtual TED talk

just fatherly love

MY gay dads touched me like that

they just wanted to get married cmon guys

dont judge they just wanted to be happy together

2 old gay dudes live on my street. they don't come outside anymore and they look like they have aids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjP7k7kEGGM

it looks like hes cupping the kids tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCYetaKe9L4

this is a masterpiece

garfield without garfield tier

you can diss Mike all you want for being cringe but he probably has a bigger dick than all of us (except me)

I unironically like this video

Where's that video

The animated thing

I can't ever remember who made it

Ends with ear rape

the gadget thing

mike has a stroke [not clickbait]

dead

"Caucasian sausage fest"

Hey guys, Mike here. What's up?

https://twitter.com/nocontxtavgn/status/1081034955864592384?s=19

I like in Dragon's Lair when he goes "Did I just DIE from touching the fucking door?!"

https://twitter.com/AvgnLiberal/status/1069123869540302848

i like in wizard of oz when he goes remember in the movie when you kick the shit out of a giant crow

Yeah that part made me laugh a lot

Remember in Super Pitfall when he makes up the perfectly flawless death trap? And then somebody ACTUALLY made it in the AVGN game and he says he only has himself to blame?