god i hope my life goes to shit so I have no other choice but to buy one of these

yell at your mom... welcome to the bandersnatch

When you gotta smoke an invisible ciggy

fram 245 in the music video for "Ive seen footage" by: Death grips

slam the door after your parents hit you and send you to your bed room #bandersnatch

When the vape muscle memory stay maxed

poop on the carpet and then rub it in with your foot #bandersnatch

leave the toilet seat up #bandersnatch

downvote your own youtube video.... now #bandersnatch

leave lid off the toothpaste container #bandersnatch

take the dinner your mom made you and bring it to your room to go on the computer #banndersnatch

stay in the bath for eight hours #bandersnatch

pinch yourself until it hurts... then pinch yourself again #bandersnatch

maybe you pinched yourself to see if youre awake, or maybe I made you do it

say the n word #bandersnatch

become unemployable #bandersnatch

steal your parents' credit card to purchase a 23andme

LOL

don't buy bitcoin in 2013 #bandersnatch

google "white children" #bandersnatch

allow illegal immigrants

support a flat tax

ok I have work at my important computer science programming banking job tomorrow, good night

good night paul

Got nsync dancing on my neck

Cozy gang

Gonna shoot myself and die so I don't have heart palpitations anymore.

@everyone can someone donate me a twitter

I need to make a private

Why can't you make a second one

oh the "bot filter" shit

I might be able too but i lost my work phone

"work phone"

@Deleted User Is it okay if its just on an email?

probs not then youd just do that

No

That works

wait you got banned just when i got back