Message from @Jejune

Discord ID: 536012971847974934


2019-01-19 02:28:13 UTC  

knock their oh so precious covfefe out of their hand onto the tracks

2019-01-19 02:28:26 UTC  

Do you turn the volume up while u play in public? That's a very alpha power move btw

2019-01-19 02:28:40 UTC  

HOW ARE YOU GONNA TYPE UP THOSE SPREADSHEETS WITHOUT YOUR STARFUCKS WAGIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

2019-01-19 02:29:10 UTC  

i like to shout along with mario every time he jumps like WAH WAH YIPPEE HA HOO

2019-01-19 02:30:01 UTC  

One time 5 years ago I was on a busride home with a girl I had a crush on and we were getting on fine and everything. But then this FUCKING WEEB started blasting the themesong to Lucky Star and it was really awkward and embarrassing but looking back with the knowledge I have now that guy was based and that chick was a meth whore

2019-01-19 02:31:33 UTC  

*punching numbers into calculator*
no this can't be what the fuck
*furiously typing into keyboard*
this is impossible, there's no explanation
*screaming into phone*
how can ONE MAN be THIS FUCKING BASED??????

2019-01-19 02:31:50 UTC  

That was worth the wait thank you

2019-01-19 02:32:10 UTC  

hey wagie! *knocks their hamberder on the ground*

2019-01-19 02:34:53 UTC  

Wish I could be as cool as that one dude that watched hentai on a plane trip

2019-01-19 02:39:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/536011859900235788/2019-01-05_12_15_29-Window.png

2019-01-19 02:41:11 UTC  

vampires are just autistic they'll only eat 1 food they dress like fucking retards and are terrified of the sun

2019-01-19 02:41:27 UTC  

try and change my mind libtards, you can't!

2019-01-19 02:41:28 UTC  

blood isnt food

2019-01-19 02:42:46 UTC  

yeah and neither is a big shit log but that doesn't seem to stop YOU!!!!!!!!

2019-01-19 02:43:19 UTC  

owned

2019-01-19 02:43:38 UTC  

They ar shit nuggest not logs u uncultured swine

2019-01-19 02:43:44 UTC  

GET IT RIGHT

2019-01-19 02:43:55 UTC  

xnox 3 60 is the wrost

2019-01-19 02:43:59 UTC  

gameing console

2019-01-19 02:44:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/536012963274817537/2019-01-11_21_37_33-Window.png

2019-01-19 02:44:11 UTC  

It has Halo 3 and.........

2019-01-19 02:44:14 UTC  

mmm,,,,nothing like a fresh log dog after a long day, in the content mines,,,,,,,,

2019-01-19 02:44:15 UTC  

???

2019-01-19 02:47:56 UTC  

tonights the last ever weekly sweat

2019-01-19 02:48:01 UTC  

tune in

2019-01-19 02:48:03 UTC  

😦

2019-01-19 02:48:10 UTC  

I'm sad to hear that

2019-01-19 02:48:19 UTC  

It'll be the last ep if Beardson dosn't get $500

2019-01-19 02:48:31 UTC  

can't believe all those sexual assault cases finally caught up to beardson

2019-01-19 02:48:47 UTC  

he thought he was in the clear

2019-01-19 02:49:05 UTC  

but after they find that first body theyre bond to find the rest

2019-01-19 02:49:08 UTC  

Um don't you guys think it weird every claim was filed by this 'Paul' person?

2019-01-19 02:50:01 UTC  

bring on the sweat!

2019-01-19 02:50:23 UTC  

look idk what he was thinking carving the gumroad link into his victims' chest every time that shit's just dumb

2019-01-19 02:50:25 UTC  

I'm ready to sweat

2019-01-19 02:50:33 UTC  

I use my pc to make hard to look at videos

2019-01-19 02:50:38 UTC  

Shawn's twitter is back looks like he didn't get banned

2019-01-19 02:50:56 UTC  

my hard drive is a WMD for kurt eichenwald's eyes @PCENGINEDUO

2019-01-19 02:51:02 UTC  

loli pedos were going hard after him

2019-01-19 02:51:04 UTC  

The killer always said "Donate to streamlabs slah beardson beardly" what did that mean?

2019-01-19 02:51:09 UTC