Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 538552958779129866


2019-01-26 02:46:55 UTC  

its unsettling how many BONERS i'm getting

2019-01-26 02:47:17 UTC  

My wife can look like that 35+

2019-01-26 02:47:21 UTC  

2019-01-26 02:49:32 UTC  

i know what you mean, even being from arkansas i no longer want to bang my cousins

2019-01-26 02:50:12 UTC  

fuck you you probably eat pringles

2019-01-26 02:50:26 UTC  

LMAO THIS NIGGA EATIN PRINGLES

2019-01-26 02:50:36 UTC  

sour cream and onion or cheese are my favorite pringles

2019-01-26 02:51:35 UTC  

i got no reaction images good enough

2019-01-26 02:51:57 UTC  

the wall spares no one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/538551642103218176/I3GiFaQ.jpg

2019-01-26 02:52:35 UTC  

girls that eat pringles look like that by 18

2019-01-26 02:53:23 UTC  

jennifer aniston isn't bad for 50

2019-01-26 02:54:02 UTC  

yo whose that red head

2019-01-26 02:54:05 UTC  

she looks good

2019-01-26 02:54:56 UTC  

moore

2019-01-26 02:55:14 UTC  

you saw the terminator movies right?

2019-01-26 02:55:37 UTC  

nah the last movie i saw was interstellar

2019-01-26 02:56:13 UTC  

i think mine was the angry birds movie, if we're counting "in theaters"

2019-01-26 02:56:22 UTC  

yeah

2019-01-26 02:56:28 UTC  

oh fuck this one of kate fischer is just sad

2019-01-26 02:56:51 UTC  

first the happy one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/538552875001970704/4788659500000578-5207641-image-a-12_1513994663029.jpg

2019-01-26 02:57:11 UTC  

shield your eyes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/538552958204248084/4788650A00000578-5207641-image-a-13_1513994680969.jpg

2019-01-26 02:57:22 UTC  

D
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2019-01-26 02:57:37 UTC  

in heaven im gunna put a nut on this 58 yo birtches face everyday

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/538553067138711552/2019-01-25_21_57_15-julianne_moore_-_Google_Search.png

2019-01-26 02:58:28 UTC  

lady with the gun is linda hamilton

2019-01-26 02:58:35 UTC  

if you're over 30 you fapped

2019-01-26 02:59:39 UTC  

lindsay lohan looks awful now but i'd still fuck her

2019-01-26 02:59:57 UTC  

just close my eyes and think of "the parent trap"

2019-01-26 03:00:05 UTC  

errr i mean "herbie fully loaded"

2019-01-26 03:00:11 UTC  

oh god she looks like that ex coke head working at home depot that would blow you on break

2019-01-26 03:00:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/538553791901990932/2019-01-25_22_00_24-Google_Image_Result_for_http___www.gstatic.com_tv_thumb_persons_719_719_v9_ba.jp.png

2019-01-26 03:00:55 UTC  

at least LiLo didn't get fat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/538553898064150529/2c1ab910fea5ef6fde1d8d0e0585d12f--lindsay-lohan-famous-people.jpg

2019-01-26 03:03:04 UTC  

holy fuck elizabeth hurley is 52 !!!!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/538554439598997544/dhd5ed.jpg

2019-01-26 03:03:18 UTC  

oh nice

2019-01-26 03:03:27 UTC  

[wears cross, wants kids some day and is looking for a relationship]

2019-01-26 03:03:35 UTC  

wow thats m,e

2019-01-26 03:03:37 UTC  

[looks like an abc morning tv mom]

2019-01-26 03:03:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/538554596721688576/image0.png

2019-01-26 03:03:42 UTC  

wow thats me

2019-01-26 03:03:48 UTC  

!

2019-01-26 03:03:58 UTC  

bet she’s fat

2019-01-26 03:04:08 UTC  

they all look like they've already been married with kids once