Alaska is fucking crazy

Tfw no homestead gf

alaska birth rate goes up because the two families that lived in the area had kids

Is it day? Is it night? We got mooses n bears

move to alaska and fuck bristol palin

north dakota is baste and redpilled very good jobs and we dont like Ns, burger joint down the road sells HITLER burger

(please come to ND PLEASE)

alaska niggas be like: heres my backyard

hot dog in a hallway

ok

so it seems to be

a toss up between north dakota

and texas

Alaska in summer seems based

alaska niggas b like: I can only get to civilization by plane

depending on certain maybe more personal factors

Do not put peni sin crazy, nor dummy

my nephew lives in SD and he's dating a fatty

Some actually have to use a plane

Ngl Alaska state troopers is a nice show

alaska is for when ur rich and you can buy a cabin and go up there for the 2 months of the year when its nice

did i mention he's a former marine and dating a fatty 🤦

weird

ok so

Semper fatty

texas isn't landlocked

I bet shes cheating on him too

and north dakota is

make the stereotype a triple

lol

Cheating on her diet more like

texas is 4 biomes both geographically and culturally

women be like: sorry i cant swallow im watching what i eat

so when you say "Im moving to texas" you have to say which one

if he's based he should be fucking her hot younger skinny sister

how are tornadoes in texas

north dakota doesn't get tornadoes right

too far up north?

Probably

why are you afraid of tornados

listen here pal