Good luck!

go off

I’m going to be bald before my first real relationship

I have the option of a white blonde girl or a European black woman for a date this weekend what do I do fellas

Oh shit I need to get a gf before I lose my hair

If that doesn’t make you want to eat buck shot for breakfast idk

You really do

>European black woman

What

She’s from France I believe

The Evropean obviously

Fucking a nigger?

Which ever one is less of a whore

Or Tattooed multi color hair slut?

durex has you covered!

https://twitter.com/harmlessyarddog/status/1095839446463856640

The blonde is a whore

Then the black girl

miscegenation? talk about clown world right.

Lmaooo it’s a real ad

signed up for tinder doubt i'll find a bitch for a last minute restaurant gift card spend

Tinder is worst dating app

Try okcupid or bumble

tinder on valentines day is like 8x surge pricing on Uber

why bother

both of those are way worse in my area

i'll just spank it to anime and cry

Or just watch it

I’m supposed to be going to the bar today

I wonder what hell awaits

the bar is a great place to find well adjusted women who want to start a nice nuclear family with you.

hahaha

tonight is my radio show night, plus the boomer is on after me so I hang around and "produce"

even if I found a girl there wasn't going to be time for anything tonight

now this pisses me off

was walking on another floor here at work and saw lots of flowers and balloons on girls' desk, and these are fucking ugly ass landwhales

smfh

can't get a text back and these fat hoes get flowers delivered to their desk

i'm just going to assume they ordered it themselves, and are going home tonight to cry in a bucket of ice cream