Message from @naka
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yay
wooho i'm one of the first 10
it is complete
the funny thing is rasta is extremely anti-gay
@ßcuzzy this is epic
I was RAPED once.
I was a 16 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LIBERAL and one night I was walking home from the library. FRIGHTENED I took a shortcut down A DARK ALLEY. I heard a SINISTER LAUGH and BEN SHAPIRO jumped out from behind a trash can! "Well well," he sneered, "looks like the INVISIBLE HAND has ensured that my DEMAND is met by your SUPPLY. What a TRIUMPH OF THE FREE MARKET..."
I said capital always accumulates in the hands of the wealthy, but to no avail. He just laughed and whipped out his THROBBING 12 CHAPTER TREATISE. He shoved me roughly against the wall and started filling my ear with STEAMY CITATIONS. I struggled but got SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH ROCK HARD DATA for my efforts.
MEWLING AND WHIMPERING I tried to check his privilege. He just bellowed, "YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY CONCLUSIONS FIRMER!" I started to explain power theory and he RAMMED MY OWN WORDS DOWN MY THROAT. My premises and spirit broken, I couldn't get a word in edgewise because I was GAGGING ON SLIMY MEATY ARGUMENTS.
It was awful. His HUGE ARGUMENT was TOO BIG to fit inside my TIGHT VIRGIN BRAIN. Some of the founder facts he PULLED OUT only to immediately JAM BACK INSIDE. It seemed to go on forever but finally, FORCING ME OPEN, his PENETRATING ARGUMENT came to a CLIMAX. It was agony as ROUND AFTER ROUND of THICK ROPY FACTS and HOT STICKY LOGIC were PUMPED DEEP INSIDE me.
Weeping, I lay in a PUDDLE OF STINKING NEOCON RHETORIC. I didn't see where he went, but BEN SHAPIRO'S VIRILE IDEAS had been irresistibly PLANTED DEEP INSIDE me. I tried to abort the memory, but NINE MONTHS LATER I was BORN AGAIN CONSERVATIVE.
This is my truth. HASHTAG ME TOO!
I'm gonna have as many bastard children as I can
my dick out!
I said I would go ER if trump signed the bill, didn't mean this
In 2007 Banton was allegedly among a number of reggae artists who signed a pledge, called the Reggae Compassionate Act, created by the Stop Murder Music campaign, to refrain from performing homophobic songs or making homophobic statements.[14] The Act stated that the signers "do not encourage nor minister to HATE but rather uphold a philosophy of LOVE, RESPECT, and UNDERSTANDING towards all human beings as the cornerstone of reggae music" and promised that the artists involved no longer believed in sexism, homophobia, or violence and that they would not perform music that went against these beliefs on stage.[15] Banton later denied that he had made any such commitment, although he did refrain from performing "Boom Bye Bye" and other offensive songs at the 2007 Reggae Carifest concert.[16]
"Rasta men also refuse to eat food prepared by a woman while she was menstruating."
hell yah
It's such a groovy feel good island riddim that just so happens to be about brutal hate crime
Mad Cobra same track for Flex
That 1990ish era dancehall is some grimy shit
the 90s are a grimy time anyway
that whole decade has a film of grease on it
just tuned into one of my stations and heard a JUUL pre-roll ad
nice to know i'm getting paid off this vaping fad
I went to go poop at work and my shirt is too big and fell into the bowl and now I have shit in my shirt
Alright so
I have like
3 minutes before things get suspicious
Do I leave it, try to clean it, abandon the shirt, or leave
fuck im drunk
nigger
jew
I work in the US Senate!! My job could be at stake!!
wat u should do is
Abandon ~~shit~~ ~~shirt~~ ship
Please farkle help me
fashion the shirt into a sling and use it to toss shit at every senator
I have enough for two senators
ok choose ur tarrgets wisely