Women yell at me while I'm in bed with them

i yell at women while i'm in bed with them

Until I hold the rag on their mouth for a few more seconds

Then they're silent

I choke women when I’m in bed with them

Unironically same

the first time a youtube video gave me asmr was from some video from like 2009

where some dude in texas was like half awake talking about a gameboy

I don't get asmr

all it is is like

you feel like you're about to fall asleep

even if you weren't tired

Doesn't work for me

Is your avi the 8 bit guy?

lol yeah @Matthew

Haha

speaking of 'some guy from texas talking about video games'

lol

this is the only asmr that counts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4

everything else is cope

My game boy video from last week might be ASMR

there's a black guy whose whole youtube channel is just him 3/4 asleep, reviewing shitty gas station snacks

Is that the Gas Station podcast

yeah

im gunna nseed a link to that...

it's also unintentionally really fucking funny

Ur life?

If all Scottish women look like Lauren I’m moving

Scotland might already be overrun and ruined with muzzies

people are always like "everything is just a fucking MDE ripoff aauaughg" but this is the kind of shit that influences me lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlyNLcVAnC8

this is esxclusive esxclusive esxclusive esxclusive esxclusive esxclusive esxclusive esxclusive

everyone says addicting because of addicting games.com

Funyuns are literally flavored corn meal that’s gotta be awful for you, I’m not sure what made me think they were onions

its fucking addictive motherfuckers

they use onion poweder... i guess

Here’s the unintentional kind

https://youtu.be/7l4Ymq67UVA

I wish the bbc wasnt brainwashing. I just want to listen to britsh women talkabout nothing in an engaging way

its like being close to a fire pit