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Yeah what jejune said

The absolute WORST you will get is a "Uhhh, our schedule is kind of full so do you maybe just want to be a back up in case one of our regular guys is sick?"

There is literally almost 0 difference between the orthodox and Catholics lol

Well theological and liturgical differences are certainly present

My trips to the Catholic church didn't have me stand for 2 and a half hours

Id probably wait for one of the nicer priests

My priests also constantly dunk on me for wanting to get married and having no gf

@Deleted User if you go to a Latin mass, you’ll see more similarities

"oh so you took _____ name, that's a monastic so I guess we'll just stop looking for you a wife"

"son, there is more than one path to salvation. Marriage isn't the only one, you don't need to suffer your entire life to be saved."

tfw no slavic match maker finding you a wife

Im also friendly with a nigger priest in my school

how do i tell the pastor i want a cute latina gf

Hes my "nigga"

I've been offered a trip to Eastern Europe to find a wife tho

If Cardinal Sarah becomes the next Pope, all Catholics get the N-word pass

@Deleted User buy one

Im going to bag me a cute portugese wife this summer

same but spanish

INDULGENCES ONCE AGAIN EH PAPISTS????

I SEE HOW IT IS

Lol

Getting a return flight to lisbon for like 80 or 90 bobs

we stopped the sale of indulgences cause it made you touch a receipt

N word indulgences are written on cardboard

@DavidTheSlumpGod do u like ski mask?

yeah vro

Ye just got into him

Very epic and groovy

based

Portugeese are kinda goofy

reading this seeking arrangement thread on a player's forum really depresses me

how can there possibly be any good girls left when this site is full of literal whores

I did sparring for the 2nd time last night

I got kicked up a good bit but they said i was good

It's a "players forum"

And most of that shit is either fake or it's with people you'd never want to be around in the first place

Like, so much of what you see in popular culture is manufactured to make vulnerable populations feel even more vulnerable

It's a social radicalization technique

So much of it is contrived as to make otherwise slightly socially awkward males transform into more and more crazy asshats