The #1 reason I never even considered becoming orthodox was that I realized I’m not an Albanian
Have faith you'll overcome your current state of autism
Thank God I'm not one of them niggas who voice cracks every minute
You will grow into new autism
https://twitter.com/6e69676761/status/1098989919035375616
this is my best tweet yet
Yeah
That's good
That's real good
It’s like when a snake sheds it’s skin. But with autism
the next step up from being autistic is being socially awkward and it feels good to move up in the world!
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I gave it a like
Scuzzy I would like to see more of this
Idk how to ask the priests tho
just go up and talk to him
The ortho priests I know have been the nicest people I've ever met in my life
@Deleted User ask one of the lay people who volunteer there already
IDK about Catholics but I'm sure they're kind heartes
Most priests appreciate the help especially from younger people. It makes them happy to see young guys wanting to get involved in church.
Hearted**
Yeah what jejune said
The absolute WORST you will get is a "Uhhh, our schedule is kind of full so do you maybe just want to be a back up in case one of our regular guys is sick?"
There is literally almost 0 difference between the orthodox and Catholics lol
Well theological and liturgical differences are certainly present
My trips to the Catholic church didn't have me stand for 2 and a half hours
Id probably wait for one of the nicer priests
My priests also constantly dunk on me for wanting to get married and having no gf
@Deleted User if you go to a Latin mass, you’ll see more similarities
"oh so you took _____ name, that's a monastic so I guess we'll just stop looking for you a wife"
"son, there is more than one path to salvation. Marriage isn't the only one, you don't need to suffer your entire life to be saved."
tfw no slavic match maker finding you a wife
Im also friendly with a nigger priest in my school
how do i tell the pastor i want a cute latina gf
Hes my "nigga"
I've been offered a trip to Eastern Europe to find a wife tho
If Cardinal Sarah becomes the next Pope, all Catholics get the N-word pass
@Deleted User buy one
Im going to bag me a cute portugese wife this summer
same but spanish
INDULGENCES ONCE AGAIN EH PAPISTS????
