I used to DM chicks pics of me holding knifes and hreatning them to be my gf miss me with this begging for coochie shid

^me rn

Mom just roasted me for buying anime girl figurines

get owned

D:<

walk into your dads room and see this? what do?

dude why

hang myself

beat the shit out of him

I don’t need homicidal or suicidal thoughts thank u very much

join the church

as a priest

the late game transitions really boggle my mind

Boyz tomorrow is Ash Wednesday

Pumped af

that's when i wanna know about the chemicals in water and food

my dad is dead so he can't be a tranny

going to get my ashes and flex on all my degenerate classmates

Rest in power

@ebrinksmanship ANIME GIRLS WITH ASH CROSSES

Gonna get ashes and pray the rosary to flex on the demons

@ebrinksmanship ANIME GIRLS WITH ASH CROSSES

I'm giving up milf hentai for lent

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Im giving up jerking off (doesnt count you shouldnt sin anway), porn (doesnt count you shouldnt sin anway), and juul (counts and will be very difficult)

Ok then im giving up grilled cheese sandwiches at 2 am

Giving up AW cheeseburgers and butterscotch squares for lent

Remember if you see a girl with ashes

wife it

can u do this one with ashes?

I’m giving up bread and booze

mlg triggered johncena