I'd give Miss Shapiro a full wet n wild face if ya know what I'm sayin

do you mean you would ejaculate on her face?

I dont

I CANT SHIT

have you tried turning it off and on again?

Ye

try it again

the beatings will continue until morale improves

G

HOA meeting today

fuck those people

HOA?

home owners association

i quit going they boring as fuck

old people whining and i'm leaving this shithole in a few months

Sounds cringe

cringe as fuck

HOAs are gay as fuck

Are you required to show up?

They were designed to keep minorities out and now they dont even do that much, it's just a way for nosy housewives to control the neighborhood

Can you just roll up one day drunk and they ban you permanently from their gay little meetings

We need white communities with HOAs that keep minorities out again.

Why do you punctuate every message

guys I got a genius idea

Poop Islanf

*island

competitor to kings island

water rides all source their water from my septic tank

Which I eat

except the Ganges Lazy River

Are you allowed to piss and shid in the water

it's authentic Indian water

@Shredded Chicken it gets you a free drink

carbonated toliet water

Open up the ground floor I’m all in

i need investors

should i go on shark tank

“I’m seeking 1.2 million dollars for 3% of my company. Have you ever been to a water park and kids are pissing everywhere? Well have I got the solution for you! The entire park is piss and shit. So there’s no surprises”

How do Evangelists remember to breathe?

nah i don't have to go