lmao

I can put away shots and beers but I don’t wanna be wasted on a date

Yeah hurts the old performance

2 beers is a good number. Maybe a shot or two

So ur saying I should just “go up and talk to her” ?

Or just hold a fucking half full glass of something

Yeah man. Ask if you can buy her a drink

I will do this

Or go out with a group of guys and hang w a group of girls you meet

Practise on strangers

Just in case you get a bad Stacy

“Hey I’m _____ can I buy you a drink?”

“Mind if I sit?”

Then start talking ab whatever

"Mind if I stand next you m'lady?"

eats the new TACO BELL ™ RATTLESNAKE FRIES ™ in my free housing unit the army gives me, i can go use taxpayer money to go to a soapurando and get titfucked by a 10/10 gookess i sacrificed for this great nation of ours....RESPECT me

*tips fedora*

eats 9 dollar lunchables that took billions of taxpayer money to develop
drones a toddler on accident in a control room 10k miles away
fuck...i have ptsd....im a wounded warrior....i need free money and healthcare for the rest of my life....not you tho civvy
spends 4 years partying in okinawa on a base doing drills and raping the local women

im an american hero....i fought for your freedom

>

forces you to pay millions yearly for a taco bell franchise to exist on an army base in japan....im a fucking hero...ok time to play magic the gathering in the barracks while my niggers rape the locals

keep seeing this spirital boomer con post how its good that we are giving felons the right to vote again

he recently joined the navy at age 29

I just want my 1000

Felons gave up the right to vote

gets legs blown off after 6 months of firing thousands of 3 dollar cartridges at guys who are making IEDs because your nigger platoon members are raping the local women im a patriot...i fight for your freedom, civvies...

we need to figure out a way to import more muslims to the US

to redpill the boomers

we need you to stop having bad ideas, oh thats impossible

FACT: The troops are fags

#owned

We need to cut the power lines

@B|ack|ce 😳

I love boomer memes

boom

er

also
>buy democracy

lmao

well it's accurate

Buchi actin like an English teacher analyzing a boomer meme made by some retarded 52 year old