Message from @Shredded Chicken

Discord ID: 555904384547160084


2019-03-15 00:02:30 UTC  

It’s really easy in college

2019-03-15 00:02:43 UTC  

what's wrong with dating apps

2019-03-15 00:02:49 UTC  

I’d visit one of my friends or siblings and meet like 20 girls in one weekend

2019-03-15 00:03:01 UTC  

Mostly for hookups I guess

2019-03-15 00:03:12 UTC  

Depends on which one

2019-03-15 00:03:19 UTC  

I’ve never used

2019-03-15 00:03:39 UTC  

I've never used them either but I know plenty of decent humans who use them/have used them

2019-03-15 00:03:47 UTC  

My friends don’t know any girls lol

2019-03-15 00:03:53 UTC  

And I’m not much of a drinker

2019-03-15 00:03:56 UTC  

Yeah might as well give it a shot

2019-03-15 00:03:56 UTC  

😐

2019-03-15 00:04:16 UTC  

But I don’t want to sound like I’m making excuses

2019-03-15 00:04:18 UTC  

Don’t have to be a drinker to go to a bar

2019-03-15 00:04:28 UTC  

Just don’t go clubbing

2019-03-15 00:04:40 UTC  

If you’re a beta and I’m not trying to neg you just need a lot of self improvement first

2019-03-15 00:04:49 UTC  

I’m not that beta

2019-03-15 00:04:55 UTC  

not drinking when you are on date with a girl at a bar makes them think there is something wrong with you

2019-03-15 00:05:04 UTC  

Yeah casual drinking tho

2019-03-15 00:05:06 UTC  

and they'd be right

2019-03-15 00:05:07 UTC  

lmao

2019-03-15 00:05:33 UTC  

I can put away shots and beers but I don’t wanna be wasted on a date

2019-03-15 00:05:47 UTC  

Yeah hurts the old performance

2019-03-15 00:05:52 UTC  

2 beers is a good number. Maybe a shot or two

2019-03-15 00:06:31 UTC  

So ur saying I should just “go up and talk to her” ?

2019-03-15 00:06:32 UTC  

Or just hold a fucking half full glass of something

2019-03-15 00:06:45 UTC  

Yeah man. Ask if you can buy her a drink

2019-03-15 00:06:52 UTC  

I will do this

2019-03-15 00:07:00 UTC  

Or go out with a group of guys and hang w a group of girls you meet

2019-03-15 00:07:02 UTC  

Practise on strangers

2019-03-15 00:07:09 UTC  

Just in case you get a bad Stacy

2019-03-15 00:07:41 UTC  

“Hey I’m _____ can I buy you a drink?”

2019-03-15 00:07:47 UTC  

“Mind if I sit?”

2019-03-15 00:08:02 UTC  

Then start talking ab whatever

2019-03-15 00:08:08 UTC  

"Mind if I stand next you m'lady?"

2019-03-15 00:08:24 UTC  

eats the new TACO BELL ™ RATTLESNAKE FRIES ™ in my free housing unit the army gives me, i can go use taxpayer money to go to a soapurando and get titfucked by a 10/10 gookess i sacrificed for this great nation of ours....RESPECT me

2019-03-15 00:08:26 UTC  

*tips fedora*

2019-03-15 00:08:44 UTC  

eats 9 dollar lunchables that took billions of taxpayer money to develop
drones a toddler on accident in a control room 10k miles away
fuck...i have ptsd....im a wounded warrior....i need free money and healthcare for the rest of my life....not you tho civvy
spends 4 years partying in okinawa on a base doing drills and raping the local women

im an american hero....i fought for your freedom

2019-03-15 00:09:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/555905254785417227/MehicoAmericans.jpg

2019-03-15 00:09:04 UTC  

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2019-03-15 00:09:21 UTC  

forces you to pay millions yearly for a taco bell franchise to exist on an army base in japan....im a fucking hero...ok time to play magic the gathering in the barracks while my niggers rape the locals

2019-03-15 00:09:29 UTC  

keep seeing this spirital boomer con post how its good that we are giving felons the right to vote again