@Hadrian @Flaxxer

I'm going to make ten pounds of turkey and cauliflower gumbo and bring it to your house @patron Saint of EATIN

Your hospitality will make you eat it

DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT @Hand Banana

I'm a good cook too

So you'll enjoy it because of all the time and effort i put into it

As am I. But I refuse to cook either of those things.

Why does @patron Saint of EATIN react to every single post with the laugh emoji

I smell boomer

Then I'll thank you for forcing me to eat such disgusting, pathetic, poseur foods

Brassica oleracea is a plant species that includes many common foods as cultivars, including cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, Brussels sprouts, collard greens, savoy, kohlrabi, and gai lan. In its uncultivated form, it is called wild cabbage, and is native to coastal southern and western Europe.

I'M FUCKING 31 TF

Theres no difference between cabbage and broccori

Cabbage can kick rocks too unless it's saurkraut

Why I oughta

STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

can someone redroof inn me on the snail emoji

🐌

Episode 5 of action

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In the middle ages, many illustrated manuscripts had images in the margins depicting knights fighting snails

Ahh yes I was aware of that

Because snails and Jews carry their homes on their backs

And they're slimy

O shidd

I didn't know that

Yeah Tony brought it up on the show

Pretty interesting

So SALT THE EARTH, SNAIL WAR NOW

That's my favorite thing about the podcast, I literally learn something new every time

same

I was doing some research on the Jews and discovered that genetic testing proves that Jews originated in the Fertile Crescent about 3,000 BCE. For those of you familiar with Mesopotamian history, this is the same region and time when technological and agricultural understanding (domestication, irrigation and, in turn, even writing) sprung forward rapidly enough to allow for the emergence of more complex societies. Of course, the ancient Sumerians, who lived primarily in rural clusters isolated from the centers of power in these hydraulic empires (and thus culture and technology), accepted the establishment of an autocratic ruling class as divine selection. Specifically, the will of the Anunnaki, the gods of their polytheistic faith.

Often seen in Sumerian pictographs as animals, humans and in a variety of other forms, the Anunnaki have been the subject of much scholarly debate. Many believe these pictographs merely add credence to the notion that they are shape shifters. Research shows that these shape-shifting deities were likely aliens who, in pursuit of gold, ended up on Earth and established themselves as the divinely-appointed rulers of those emerging civilizations - not just Sumeria, but also Akkad, Babylon, Assyria. I don't need to tell you how important those locations are to the Abrahamic canon. And soon enough, we saw polytheism and paganism, nearly ubiquitous at the time, usurped by a monotheistic religion: Judaism.

And who else do we know that shape shifts, loves gold and controls everything?

Yeah.

So Jews are aliens?

well they're not humans

They destroyed Mars and came here lol

I joke but there is some paranormal conspiracy stuff on that

They're from the Intergalactic Banking Clan

SPACE SNAILS

TWP WE STAR WARS POSTIN AGAIN