Cauliflower rice is pree good

Actual rice is pretty good too tho...

Cauliflower is like turkey and I hate it

Always trying to be something it's not

JUST BE YOURSELF TURKEYS AND CAULIFLOWER

I'm going to make some fucking pork sandwhiches

My burrito is pork

PULLED PORK NATIONALISM

REAL SPURDO HOURS

@Hadrian @Flaxxer

I'm going to make ten pounds of turkey and cauliflower gumbo and bring it to your house @patron Saint of EATIN

Your hospitality will make you eat it

DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT @Hand Banana

I'm a good cook too

So you'll enjoy it because of all the time and effort i put into it

As am I. But I refuse to cook either of those things.

Why does @patron Saint of EATIN react to every single post with the laugh emoji

I smell boomer

Then I'll thank you for forcing me to eat such disgusting, pathetic, poseur foods

Brassica oleracea is a plant species that includes many common foods as cultivars, including cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, Brussels sprouts, collard greens, savoy, kohlrabi, and gai lan. In its uncultivated form, it is called wild cabbage, and is native to coastal southern and western Europe.

I'M FUCKING 31 TF

Theres no difference between cabbage and broccori

Cabbage can kick rocks too unless it's saurkraut

Why I oughta

STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

can someone redroof inn me on the snail emoji

🐌

Episode 5 of action

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In the middle ages, many illustrated manuscripts had images in the margins depicting knights fighting snails

Ahh yes I was aware of that

Because snails and Jews carry their homes on their backs

And they're slimy

O shidd

I didn't know that

Yeah Tony brought it up on the show

Pretty interesting

So SALT THE EARTH, SNAIL WAR NOW

That's my favorite thing about the podcast, I literally learn something new every time