"Excuse the mess, fans, but I'm moving. And I know when I say I'm moving you assume I mean I'm gonna put up some video game posters and pretend it's a new set, which *would be* the logical thing to do, but no I'm actually moving. My mother kicked me out of her house after I spent all of thanksgiving dinner using angry video game nerd quotes to criticize the food. She said not only was I being rude, but I was also unoriginal. Can you believe that? What a shitload of fuck!"
