Message from @Buchi 👽
Discord ID: 560517585712578571
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interesting..
i m the only monke in my enclosure, so........
....fuck
and im not the one lookin up gay monke........
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uh.........
poopee ass mufug.......
...................can you stop....
Why is yakub lookin up gay monke.........
you're making me reveal my power level..
..no..........
ur Maki me mad
I'm gonna go super saiiyan
and u don't wanna see that..
............
from the director of Heredity
>have sexÂ
>have sex
>have sex
Have YOU ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.
The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.
For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY
NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.
lol
new to discord
so what'd you get banned for yakub ?
Being a gaynigga
deluxe
Yakub
Poor
Poor yaku
B
@Matthew
Shawn tried to make sexual advances on me.. and I denied him!
he banned me to prevent this story from getting out!
There I was, sitting there on discord.. playing hearth stone and sipping on my gfuel. when all the sudden I get a message from Shawn.
'ay bb.. let me suck on your dick!'
I responded. 'Shawn please you know I am straight.. please stop.'
'come on yakub I want a taste of that yakub dick!'
I frowned Shawn had never talked to me this way before.. 'Shawn.. please stop e-raping me' I said.
'I'll juggle your nuts in my mouth!' he responded
I couldn't handle it anymore. 'Shawn if u don't stop rn I'm telling everyone you're a massive faggot!'
then this happened..
if someone makes gay adavances on u that means you atreact gays with your gay scent and persponsailty
when I tried to say he's a faggot!!