jim's life is one big autistic meltdown

its been pretty bad recently

jim carrey is basically what sam talks about in that video about like

how you have to go through some traumatic shit as a kid

or teenager

to turn out kind of normal

as an adult

it doesnt have to be traumatic

maybe

he didn't start questioning himself and his existence until he was fucking 50

you gotta have a life that isn't unusually easy compared to most of previous civilization

he's going through high school shit for the first time as a middle aged man

Sperg maxxing

I never got out of high school I think I'm broken

Use the front door

Same way you came in

You can use it as an exit as well

That *should* get you out of high school

he was stuffed so hard into the locker he's never come out

the 40 year old virgin... what a film

ironically he was stuffed into the locker FOR coming out

He’s like the hand in the toilet from majoras mask

the 40 year old drug addict who makes his gf kill herself

goals

Excuse me what

the 20 year old virgin

james carrey

hahaha could you imagine?

beimg TWENTY and a virgin?

Jim Carey is autism without a handler

i think i lost it at 20

haha

hahaha me too LOL

i had a chance at 17 or 18 and then decided not to

i love being a virgin am i right g amers

James & Mike Mondays it's just a web series about Jim Carrey and Mike Meyers

Girls are gay af

"The Truman Show? what a bucket of ayyyyasss what were you *thinking*?"

Kentucky sucks in terms of women tho I made the right choice

girls love penis

I’d trade a gf just to get a universal n-word pass on every gaming platform and online community without consequences