Message from @Matthew
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@Matthew went to Walmart to get that arm and hammer stuff but ended up getting the same that I usually get bc it just got reformulated w out aluminum
sweet what's it called
Yeah that's his head
Lol
Saw something really odd at the grocery store
Actually maybe not that odd
Just realized the girl probably had autism
really cute
But doing something weird running around the pasta bar
And her pants went up to like her fucking boobs
It’s just Dove Men clean comfort or something
tfw when no high waisted jeans gf
ur moms butthole
lol
They weren't even jeans
They were weird green pants
Atheists be like
LOOK AT THE BLURRY PICTURE
ITS AMAZING
its cool but niggas be blowing it way out of proportion
show me alien titties then you can freak out
the past 3 days i learned something
literally
just go up and talk to her
incrementally every day
bruh wtf ur pfp
JOE THE SEIZURE HERE
get a new GPU
must be glitching
Nah she was pretty thin
I also saw that one bitch who kept talking to me on tinder way back
despite being "basically married"
and my day was ruined
Everything else is gravy from here on out
Including sitting next to this fucking lady on the bus who stinks like urine and is video calling her mom and kicking her feet around
If I could kill someone legally...