Message from @ßcuzzy
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that carrot looks like a cock
Thanks
thats a potato
no i think its a microphone covered in gum
brings a new meaning to "tuber"
i need 2 anime post that off screen
Real talk
My wardrobe be poppin
Thanks to goodwill
joe boomer not here
Donkey Kong bad end
May he rest in peace
Donkey the Kong here
oh yeah i'm streaming DKC with MSU-1 in 15 minutes
A toast... to the death of Joe!
Donkey, son of Kong
monke kang
dorkey korg
basically joe the boomer is fukin ded
nice Booger Man poster
What's all da hubbub
bub?
neeeeeeehhhhh
I feel like I could pull off an ahegao hoodie because my real life reputation is heavily based on being ironic, trolling and offensive while not being meanspirited (I regularly insult my teachers/professors and they just roast me back and laugh) and since I already go for the SoundCloud-ish/retrowave-ish aesthetic I don't think people would even really be bothered, maybe a facepalm here and there from when they see it the first time. I also don't look like a greasy child molester which is helpful
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I feel like I could pull off an ahegao hoodie because my real life reputation is heavily based on being ironic, trolling and offensive while not being meanspirited (I regularly insult my teachers/professors and they just roast me back and laugh) and since I already go for the SoundCloud-ish/retrowave-ish aesthetic I don't think people would even really be bothered, maybe a facepalm here and there from when they see it the first time. I also don't look like a greasy child molester which is helpful
Okay. I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say "Ooh, I'll get you later", but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend that you're this deep guy that loves women for their souls, when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much. He's you! God, you're pretentious. And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no "a" in the word "definite". And what I think I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should "legalize pot, man", how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there. You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh, wait. You don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter because "religion is for idiots". Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that—all of it—if you weren't such a bore. That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore!
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he looks like a battletoad
he looks like a double dragon
Bimmy Lee
Bimmy and Jimmy?! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
I like how
in the magazine
yeah
They fucking used that screen
That's Shawn in 2 years
and then underneath just put "billy and jimmy"
I shot a duck by yelling the word 'fuck'!