cum

cum

why are good clothes so damn expensive

bro just go to goodwill bro

170 bucks

*good*will

too retarded to understand what that swerater is

go to goodwill and buy dead mans pants

goodwill is where i go for costumes

that carrot looks like a cock

Thanks

thats a potato

no i think its a microphone covered in gum

brings a new meaning to "tuber"

i need 2 anime post that off screen

Real talk

My wardrobe be poppin

Thanks to goodwill

joe boomer not here

Donkey Kong bad end

May he rest in peace

Donkey the Kong here

oh yeah i'm streaming DKC with MSU-1 in 15 minutes

A toast... to the death of Joe!

Donkey, son of Kong

monke kang

dorkey korg

basically joe the boomer is fukin ded

shrimpy shrong

nice Booger Man poster

What's all da hubbub

bub?

neeeeeeehhhhh

I feel like I could pull off an ahegao hoodie because my real life reputation is heavily based on being ironic, trolling and offensive while not being meanspirited (I regularly insult my teachers/professors and they just roast me back and laugh) and since I already go for the SoundCloud-ish/retrowave-ish aesthetic I don't think people would even really be bothered, maybe a facepalm here and there from when they see it the first time. I also don't look like a greasy child molester which is helpful

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I feel like I could pull off an ahegao hoodie because my real life reputation is heavily based on being ironic, trolling and offensive while not being meanspirited (I regularly insult my teachers/professors and they just roast me back and laugh) and since I already go for the SoundCloud-ish/retrowave-ish aesthetic I don't think people would even really be bothered, maybe a facepalm here and there from when they see it the first time. I also don't look like a greasy child molester which is helpful

Okay. I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say "Ooh, I'll get you later", but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend that you're this deep guy that loves women for their souls, when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much. He's you! God, you're pretentious. And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no "a" in the word "definite". And what I think I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should "legalize pot, man", how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there. You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh, wait. You don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter because "religion is for idiots". Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that—all of it—if you weren't such a bore. That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore!

mar

he looks like a battletoad