put the nozzle up my ass?

turn the valve?

yowch?

I wish I could own a PP-2000 for home defense

I feel a mid week sweat coming

Yeah

I can feel the film of sweat stuck to my scrotum finally peeling off

I feel my week old sweat coming off

the updated Crystal Chronicles is getting ported, which means it might come to PC sometime

I just found out you can emulate every amiibo with a 2 dollar sticker

I been playing splatoon for 2 years wanting a specific piece of gear thinking I would never have it bc amiibo are for fags

amiibos are just funkos

@GRUMPYGAMER Really?

Yeah

You need any programmable nfc 215 tag

And an nfc reader or a phone with nfc

And then an app

And you can just write whatever amiibo on it and the switch can't tell the difference

Time to flex on these splatoon trannies

With that knight armor

my nigga

Lemme find the app name for u

They sell like 10 packs of stickers on Amazon for 5 bucks, just make sure it's bfx215

Nfc 215*

whats the best amiibo gear for splatoon 2

The app is tagmo, you gotta dl it from github

They have power armor and samurai armor and shit

thoughts on connecting with ur wife intellectually?

is it soy tier?

Having a wife is soy tier, you should have a basement sex slave if ur really a Chad

im sold

OH YEAH THE FUCKING

FISH MICKEY

Holy shit I cant wait for these nfc tags to arrive

Just make your artwork "13% = 50%" and trigger the trannies

are the tags rewriteable

Yeah

sick

Lemme send you a link for the ones I got