Message from @ßcuzzy

Discord ID: 573273466078494760


2019-05-01 22:09:05 UTC  

UK's Parliament wants Twitter to ban people for posting vids of Mortal Kombat.
http://parliamentlive.tv/event/index/0364bfc3-5adc-4aef-99bd-48c68daacc38?in=15:27:30&out=15:50:30

2019-05-01 22:09:23 UTC  

dude that country is so fucking retarded

2019-05-01 22:09:48 UTC  

like america: "we hate sex, but we love violence
Japan: "we love sex, but hate violence"
Britain: "we hate all of it"

2019-05-01 22:12:26 UTC  

Germany: we hate violence, but love eating poop

2019-05-01 22:12:36 UTC  

Germans poop fixation is weird

2019-05-01 22:12:45 UTC  

have you heard about their weird toilets

2019-05-01 22:12:49 UTC  

that allow for poop inspection

2019-05-01 22:13:02 UTC  

Grosa

2019-05-01 22:13:17 UTC  

Nobody tell Joe the boomer, he'll move to Germany

2019-05-01 22:13:30 UTC  

And then we can't have him indicted on Rico charges for his olive oil scam

2019-05-01 22:23:33 UTC  

Poop is cool

2019-05-01 22:23:39 UTC  

?

2019-05-01 22:23:47 UTC  

I said

2019-05-01 22:23:51 UTC  

poop is cool

2019-05-01 22:23:54 UTC  

he said

2019-05-01 22:23:56 UTC  

poop is cool

2019-05-01 22:23:59 UTC  

yeah

2019-05-01 22:24:05 UTC  

thats what i said

2019-05-01 22:24:08 UTC  

poop is cool

2019-05-01 22:32:49 UTC  

It's Thanos daughter

2019-05-01 22:33:01 UTC  

and she JUST turned 18 :😋

2019-05-01 22:33:12 UTC  

😳

2019-05-01 22:34:28 UTC  

Why not just fuck Thanos?

2019-05-01 22:34:40 UTC  
2019-05-01 22:34:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/573276177616207875/s9KMHvMNwtly03n9lI77fpdYqrscs3a1J1dH3VGI8Rs.jpg

2019-05-01 22:36:36 UTC  

Fuck Torvus Bog, that level is like my toilet when I flood it with bloody diarhhea after eating a choclate cake. But damn is the music good.

2019-05-01 22:52:26 UTC  

baby need internet video content now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/573280600287477763/Screen_Shot_2019-04-29_at_1.16.47_PM.png

2019-05-01 22:53:13 UTC  

did nick do that thing?

2019-05-01 22:54:42 UTC  

I just want to die.

2019-05-01 22:55:00 UTC  

If we don't get the new recruits working on these queues soon I'm gonna die.

2019-05-01 22:55:22 UTC  

I can't handle this non-stop flood of make-work.

2019-05-01 23:59:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/573297451843321878/image0.jpg

2019-05-02 00:00:42 UTC  

que?

2019-05-02 00:05:41 UTC  

can we take a moment

2019-05-02 00:05:44 UTC  

to appreciate

2019-05-02 00:05:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/573299095637196827/1556752348797.png

2019-05-02 00:06:00 UTC  

the sheer amount of rear downforce the viper acr makes