If I get loose skin it will just be another surgery to get on top of my other looksmaxxing surgeries I want.

when the pussy too good

when the pussy wack

devolver digital games are like the freeform jazz of video games

think about it, theyre all heavily musical, theyre all super conceptual, in a lot of ways theyre basically just copies of hotline miamis core gameplay but with nuanced mechanics

like luftrausers is basically just hotline miami but youre a nazi plane shooting down other planes, but somehow i dont feel gypped like im playing hotline miami but it scratches that same itch

same with that one where you play as a gorilla, that ones even more obviously sort of hotline miami but with a different skin

also in that one the music is literally freeform jazz and you add to the music by attacking or dying or w/e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhuAElPqHjs

good hh

This fills me with visceral rage

On Jah fags need to be electrocuted

so true

i like the spiderman and minion ones

I like the SpiderMan in the back

Baby boomers need their wealth forcibly redistributed.

Patrick Little Sloped Forehead

Pat Little Thug life

pat little owning jews epic compilation

@everyone

I'm going in fellas

dogs moms be like happy mother’s day to me my baby got me puke and shit on the floor

power pose

turn off the lights in front of your bathroom mirror, spin around in your wheelchair 3 times and say “projared penis”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzck22n3Pws

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lmao

HEy guys its me lebron james here to tell every body happy mothers day i want each and every one of you to tell your momma she a slam dunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6uc9h0F8i4

Happy Easter everyone!

Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.