I’ll slonk to that

Im against all sex

Women are demons trying to steal your cum

So you can't get into heaven

sp true

No cum gang

never cum

cumming? no thanks

Hello cum department? Cancel all my orders

yeah gonna have to put a stop payment on this cum subscription

you wont reach godhood cumming in your pants anon

who can put me in touch with the guy starting
Enron 2.0

Gonna have to charge back all my cums from the toilet and my ex fiancee Betsy who wouldn't let me use condoms when we fucked because she didnt like how it felt

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using faceapp ive now ensured that facial recognition software has an idea of what ill look like for my remaining years of life, goodbye anonymity if only i had joined the juggalos in time

the juggalos are actually an esoteric combatant against the Moloch worshipers

the juggalos are our greatest ally

I actually have a long dissertation I wrote in 2912 or 2013 about how juggalos are on track to becoming a distinct ethnoracial category

i know

who do you think peer reviewed

The jist of it is that juggalo identity has transcended the music genre and because juggalos tend to have in group breeding preferences combined with the number of children sired at the gathering and the fact that juggalos are unfuckable to most other people, eventually just through genetic drift alone they're going to start to take on common phenotypes

You are going to need a few generations

i havent been able to wash out this facepaint in years

faygo charged blood cells

Shmilk

lol

🍌

@everyone

i dont understand

is it funny

@GRUMPYGAMER are you going to get married?

Bruh this is you just with an “S” at the end

still nothing

grumpy gamer spares no expense when it comes to flying out to see his favorite egirl (of the week) now if only he fought against global elites with the same tenacity

@Luca ive given up on that

Its probably better my retard genes dont see the next generation

doesn't that feel shitty tho?

i doubt you have retard genes

Yeah it sucks