Theyre more expensive but still dirt cheap

You can make breakfast sushi with a banana which is fucking good

Coat banana in pb and roll it in crushed up frosted flaked

Mix maple syrup with a little Braggs liquid aminos

Fuckin delicious

Drizzle on the top

Oh yeah freeze the banana First

that egirl you told to get a real job
shes getting audited .
the ironybro you just cringed at?
hasnt had a worthwhile interaction with anyone in the past two years.
that furry you laughed at?
Hes on his second term as leader of the 47th most succesful nation in the world and has even begun laying out the ground work for a future oligarchy
still think cyberbullying is cool.
yeah thought so

Donald Trump is a furry

GrumpE.Gamer thinks only those who are 25 and older should have sex and then it should cease at 30
ive already donated to the cause and so can you

I’ll slonk to that

Im against all sex

Women are demons trying to steal your cum

So you can't get into heaven

sp true

No cum gang

never cum

cumming? no thanks

Hello cum department? Cancel all my orders

yeah gonna have to put a stop payment on this cum subscription

you wont reach godhood cumming in your pants anon

who can put me in touch with the guy starting
Enron 2.0

Gonna have to charge back all my cums from the toilet and my ex fiancee Betsy who wouldn't let me use condoms when we fucked because she didnt like how it felt

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using faceapp ive now ensured that facial recognition software has an idea of what ill look like for my remaining years of life, goodbye anonymity if only i had joined the juggalos in time

the juggalos are actually an esoteric combatant against the Moloch worshipers

the juggalos are our greatest ally

I actually have a long dissertation I wrote in 2912 or 2013 about how juggalos are on track to becoming a distinct ethnoracial category

i know

who do you think peer reviewed

The jist of it is that juggalo identity has transcended the music genre and because juggalos tend to have in group breeding preferences combined with the number of children sired at the gathering and the fact that juggalos are unfuckable to most other people, eventually just through genetic drift alone they're going to start to take on common phenotypes

You are going to need a few generations

i havent been able to wash out this facepaint in years

faygo charged blood cells

Shmilk

lol

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@everyone

i dont understand