Message from @Lying2women
Discord ID: 603752489040216094
oh dear god
its been hours since my last reddit post
i sure hope i dont get kicked from my pristine position as moderator, so many in my community need me,
ow ow fuck!
i knew i shouldnt of listened to that tumblr post
“tin the tip of your dick using a soldering iron for quick and easy desensitization”
what a load of bullshit
had my mother not been an “intactivist” i couldve scrapped off the metal from my dick but now im left with soldered shut foreskin and the need to pee.
holding two cold water bottles to my flaccid cock i sink into my carseat looking for the best window of time to storm the hospital doors i notice parked in a spot directly across from me is @GRUMPYGAMER
maybe hes on the hospitals IT department?
yeah that has to be it, although he looked a bit uneasy. maybe i should knock on the windshield.
the water bottles were warm now.
i wiped the condensation off my cock,
He probably doesnt want to be bothered.
with that i walked towards the hospital metalcock and all.
Next week on MetalCock
after the Large Hadron Collider explosion near Geneva, MetalCock must save the surrounding cities from interdimensional entities but not before he’s reunited with an love interest we never thought we’d see again
7pm central celestial dome time
Nice screen shot
Wtf
<:GWaobloChildPepeSweat:407618812217917451>
Wait a sec it doesn’t look like that when I google it
i got it from buzzfeed, must be fakenews for a hatepiece they typed for you
Free superchat idea for nick: Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is nick fuentes, pee pee poo poo
Free superchat idea for nick: can i cumb on your sisters feet
getting your message intercommed through super chat by providing value to its regurgitation from a willing and paying participant
big boy moves
I dont believe that is a joint
Important reminder
Fucking retards
Women have a cloaca
common misconception, women dont poop out the vagina but out the poop urethra located near the vaginal opening
Lol
ITS A DIFFERENT THING
Ok we get it
okay i know we dont tell boys they have an option to poop through their donger because theyre lazy and wont clean it up
but thanks to the internet i dont have to wait till im 30 to learn and pissing poop has changed my life completely
i want to believe that the simplest explanation is usually right and that the world is run by boring old people whos physical presence does not instill fear but a lack of social comfort cause this is like someones grandpa or something, but still i have yet to receive my app with absolute stand on no restriction of any speech and decent user interface because still somewhere, someone fears what speech can do, stupid paranoid dumbass
Its silly time
the names booga, ooga booga lmao
lmao shes black
And a woman
lmao
double cringe
This
she isn't even that secretary
who's an established black female character in the bond universe
She was hot too
The secretary