wish some of the others would follow in your footsteps

thanks dad

you make me proud, son

Never giving up my pubes. I am like Samson and would lose all my power without them

i knit one of those survival cord bracelets that were all the rage a few years ago for myself out of them at the boy scout retreat

i'm not one of the gay ones dw

Pubes like stretched out brillo pad

bitches call me the steel wool

the game is to trim and train your pubes to regrow at will

The pot scrubber

Bitches call me Gilmli cuz I braid my shit all long

?

that way you can modulate the length based on the quality of suitor

my crotch sweat has all the properties of CLR

my pubes are augmented

Imagine having pubes so powerful they unclog drains instead of clogging them

the pube becometh the snake

Gorgon grundle

Tumbleweed taint

if you can cum after turning a bitch to stone you're officially a man

Concept: Samson only strength comes from his southern mane

Mythological pube morph meme

"Meme"

fuck trump

bullshit traffic cus of orange cheeto fat fuck

Fellas

Its time to morph

ceo of racism this
ceo of racism that
shut up and put me on he phone with the CFO of racism
im trynna talk real numbers

6 mill too high

dam i got everybody pubed the fuck up

The chairman of the board of racism

pubenation lockin

hey guys baked alaska here i wrote you guys a pubelife rap

We love our pubes, our crotch enforcement

We love our genitals they are important

y’all would vote for a
president without pubes
...?

baked isn’t pubelife fuck that guy fr

baked is cool again guys !!!! :D

#YOBASWAG