Message from @prim
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You have to suck him off and swallow at least 3 gallons of cum minimum during the boss fight. This is pretty tough when he's actively trying to kill you. If you get his penis erect enough, it helps stun him, but after the first gallon, Lightning gets slower because her belly is so full.
Why do women on the internet always resort to scat based insults? 'Shithead', 'shitlord', 'shitfuck' - are they all secretly coprophiles, begging Chad to shit all over them?
>Living in america
>Not being able to laser aircraft because of "muh feelings"
>You'll never be able to laser a plane so people inside can feel like they are in a club
T-thanks Barack Hussein
This is my story
>be 12
>Get a boner
>Tie a string around a pencil
>get the pencil in my ass (not the pointy side obviously)
>tie the other side of the string in a loop around the base of my penis so that it kind of stretches it.
>Climb on top of my mothers piano
>jump down (reminder that a piano is fucking high for a kid that age)
>climb back up again
>jump down
>repeat until I cum.
One day I forgot to close the windows and my neighboors witnessed the glory of my masturbation ritual.
It was very challenging getting out of that situation.
>video games
you mean utmost degeneracy? you need to get redpilled
VideoGames are the venom of the young adult world. They are created by the Juden in order to stray young white children from reading books or studying. have you had any Jewish friends when you were a kid? None of them had video games.
They are not art, they are not useful in any way, and if they "le teach more history than school XD XD" then your school fucking sucked
A campaign-based Godzilla game where you play as a custom-made monster that slowly grows and evolves.
THE Big G is your target. Maybe killed your entire nest of siblings, ate your mom and raped your dad, I dunno. But you gotta terrorize a bunch of cities in the hopes of luring him out. But O-G doesn't step up for anyone ol' Charles Barkley. All the human-stomping first attracts all the franchise's other monsters. Mothra with her enviro-justice, save-the-earth bullshit. Ghidorah throwing a shitfit. Anguirus getting his boy's back.
You murk them one after the other and become this big, buff ass kaiju that no one can fuck with. And THEN, THEN Godzilla stomps his way out of the ocean with his signature SKREEOONK. = Are you a bad enough dude to take down Godzilla?
There just happened to be this shy short haired cutie with a 10/10 ass in the library all the time for two full years of university. ONE time i got up the courage to talk to her - and just asked to her watch my bag.
I promised myself if I didn't talk to her by April 15th 2013 that I'd commit suicide by midnight. (My failure to talk to her symbolic and also a literal instance of all my failure) One of those promises where you really mean it, not just like 'i'll study when im done eating' nonese- the real thing. But I didn't talk to her, but couldn't kill myself either. Now I feel like I'm a walking dead person.
>go into the store to buy SMT4
>there's a crowd of faggy-looking guys and landwhales in the corner drawing shitty anime and carrying Persona 4 memorabilia
>while I'm making my purchase another faggy-looking guy comes in with tears streaming down his face
>he slams SMT4 down on the counter, "I WANT TO MAKE A RETURN"
>the clerk walks over, "Okay, what's the problem?"
>the fag breaks down into tears, "Th-this isn't like Persona at all! There are no social links and everything is dark and scary!"
>all the fags and landwhales in the corner start breaking down into tears with him
>fag shuffles over to the crowd so they can all cry together
Fucking Persona fans, man.
when the mayo too spicy
Do NOT sexualize Rico!
This is lolicon and I will report you
Bruh she is 1000 years old and has tirs
Tits
That's Holo btw
still cringe to post hentai
unless you @ joe the nigger
then its ok
okay retard
Ok rand
??
I am entitled to a wife+sex
Okay, rand.
Dudes need fast advice5
There's this girl who plays Pokemon go in the same area as me and we are on the same team and we always end up rating gyms together even though I've never talked to her we are definitely aware of one another and she is so fucking cute I'm really stoned and I'm high on Klonopin right now do I go up and talk to her
She's got mousy hair with a waifish frame and she wears these high-rise jeans and a tank top and timbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMGjn_d130 chuggo btfos tekashi
My cock is coated in female hormones from fucking so I think the pheromones will make her understand I am desirable
Just a very homely face, not a Disney princess but just a kind face
I don't even wanna fuck this chick I want to PROVIDE
What do I say if I go up to her
"Hey girl lemme Pikachu"
"Y-You too"