Message from @Jejune
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Fucked up now that I know he killed two women while driving on the wrong side of the road in Ireland on August 5th,1987
Fuck Matthew Broderick
Fucking faggot bitch
Somewhere in China rn is an irl Porky making chimeras
AHHH HERRO ME MAKE FOOD WITH POOP OIL YOU RIKE?
Silicon valley: buys out the stock
Poop coffee on steroids
dj khalid we da bes
begin with this:
Otako are cool bunch.
very funny too when no hating oneself.
people outside will think a very sad life takes place, but these people can never see the full picture which is sad in itself
people in the inside think its not that sad, really, but these people cant either see the full picture with what they're missing
in the end people is all the same, talk and think when they know no much, really.
but is not bad is beautiful, human culture is beautiful in the mystery owned.
This why Otaku are cool bunch because part of human culture
>have autism
>on the train today
>want to sit somewhere, but all seats are filled
>tap on a guy's shoulder and say "I have autism, I need to sit down please"
>he says that's ridiculous and won't get up
>plead with him
>some women randomly join in and tell him to get up
>huge argument
>i start crying
>don't get my seat
>one of the older women holds me the rest of the ride
>i start crying
lmfao
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You could score with the single mom too.
"Th-thanks for filling in, anon. Her deadbeat dad could never be bothered to show up for anything. You want to come back to the house for a while?..."
**holds onto your arm and rests head on your shoulder**
>fuck mom's brain out
>can't keep the noise down
>go check on the daughter in her room when you're done
>catch her masturbating
>"i-i just wished it was me you were with instead...."
Whoever invented this purity ball thing is a genius.
You have to suck him off and swallow at least 3 gallons of cum minimum during the boss fight. This is pretty tough when he's actively trying to kill you. If you get his penis erect enough, it helps stun him, but after the first gallon, Lightning gets slower because her belly is so full.
Why do women on the internet always resort to scat based insults? 'Shithead', 'shitlord', 'shitfuck' - are they all secretly coprophiles, begging Chad to shit all over them?
>Living in america
>Not being able to laser aircraft because of "muh feelings"
>You'll never be able to laser a plane so people inside can feel like they are in a club
T-thanks Barack Hussein
This is my story
>be 12
>Get a boner
>Tie a string around a pencil
>get the pencil in my ass (not the pointy side obviously)
>tie the other side of the string in a loop around the base of my penis so that it kind of stretches it.
>Climb on top of my mothers piano
>jump down (reminder that a piano is fucking high for a kid that age)
>climb back up again
>jump down
>repeat until I cum.
One day I forgot to close the windows and my neighboors witnessed the glory of my masturbation ritual.
It was very challenging getting out of that situation.
>video games
you mean utmost degeneracy? you need to get redpilled
VideoGames are the venom of the young adult world. They are created by the Juden in order to stray young white children from reading books or studying. have you had any Jewish friends when you were a kid? None of them had video games.
They are not art, they are not useful in any way, and if they "le teach more history than school XD XD" then your school fucking sucked
A campaign-based Godzilla game where you play as a custom-made monster that slowly grows and evolves.
THE Big G is your target. Maybe killed your entire nest of siblings, ate your mom and raped your dad, I dunno. But you gotta terrorize a bunch of cities in the hopes of luring him out. But O-G doesn't step up for anyone ol' Charles Barkley. All the human-stomping first attracts all the franchise's other monsters. Mothra with her enviro-justice, save-the-earth bullshit. Ghidorah throwing a shitfit. Anguirus getting his boy's back.
You murk them one after the other and become this big, buff ass kaiju that no one can fuck with. And THEN, THEN Godzilla stomps his way out of the ocean with his signature SKREEOONK. = Are you a bad enough dude to take down Godzilla?
There just happened to be this shy short haired cutie with a 10/10 ass in the library all the time for two full years of university. ONE time i got up the courage to talk to her - and just asked to her watch my bag.
I promised myself if I didn't talk to her by April 15th 2013 that I'd commit suicide by midnight. (My failure to talk to her symbolic and also a literal instance of all my failure) One of those promises where you really mean it, not just like 'i'll study when im done eating' nonese- the real thing. But I didn't talk to her, but couldn't kill myself either. Now I feel like I'm a walking dead person.
>go into the store to buy SMT4
>there's a crowd of faggy-looking guys and landwhales in the corner drawing shitty anime and carrying Persona 4 memorabilia
>while I'm making my purchase another faggy-looking guy comes in with tears streaming down his face
>he slams SMT4 down on the counter, "I WANT TO MAKE A RETURN"
>the clerk walks over, "Okay, what's the problem?"
>the fag breaks down into tears, "Th-this isn't like Persona at all! There are no social links and everything is dark and scary!"
>all the fags and landwhales in the corner start breaking down into tears with him
>fag shuffles over to the crowd so they can all cry together
Fucking Persona fans, man.
when the mayo too spicy
Do NOT sexualize Rico!
This is lolicon and I will report you
Bruh she is 1000 years old and has tirs
Tits
That's Holo btw
still cringe to post hentai
Ok, rand.
unless you @ joe the nigger