https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsx_0y5SA1o

There just happened to be this shy short haired cutie with a 10/10 ass in the library all the time for two full years of university. ONE time i got up the courage to talk to her - and just asked to her watch my bag.

I promised myself if I didn't talk to her by April 15th 2013 that I'd commit suicide by midnight. (My failure to talk to her symbolic and also a literal instance of all my failure) One of those promises where you really mean it, not just like 'i'll study when im done eating' nonese- the real thing. But I didn't talk to her, but couldn't kill myself either. Now I feel like I'm a walking dead person.

>go into the store to buy SMT4
>there's a crowd of faggy-looking guys and landwhales in the corner drawing shitty anime and carrying Persona 4 memorabilia
>while I'm making my purchase another faggy-looking guy comes in with tears streaming down his face
>he slams SMT4 down on the counter, "I WANT TO MAKE A RETURN"
>the clerk walks over, "Okay, what's the problem?"
>the fag breaks down into tears, "Th-this isn't like Persona at all! There are no social links and everything is dark and scary!"
>all the fags and landwhales in the corner start breaking down into tears with him
>fag shuffles over to the crowd so they can all cry together

Fucking Persona fans, man.

when the mayo too spicy

Do NOT sexualize Rico!

This is lolicon and I will report you

Bruh she is 1000 years old and has tirs

Tits

That's Holo btw

still cringe to post hentai

Ok, rand.

unless you @ joe the nigger

then its ok

okay retard

Ok rand

??

I am entitled to a wife+sex

@everyone

Okay, rand.

fuck tekashi69 we stan partiboi69 now

Dudes need fast advice5

There's this girl who plays Pokemon go in the same area as me and we are on the same team and we always end up rating gyms together even though I've never talked to her we are definitely aware of one another and she is so fucking cute I'm really stoned and I'm high on Klonopin right now do I go up and talk to her

She's got mousy hair with a waifish frame and she wears these high-rise jeans and a tank top and timbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMGjn_d130 chuggo btfos tekashi

My cock is coated in female hormones from fucking so I think the pheromones will make her understand I am desirable

Just a very homely face, not a Disney princess but just a kind face

I don't even wanna fuck this chick I want to PROVIDE

What do I say if I go up to her

"Hey girl lemme Pikachu"

"Y-You too"

"flareon is the only fully evolved fire type that cant learn solarbeam, in fact even after the ability type split its physical stat line was usable until gen5"

I was thinking I'd MOG on her and ask her to battle since I need to battle in the great league for a research task, then add her and be like "hey gimme your number so we can trade pokemon" BITCH just KIDDING im gonna have six KIDS with you and Be a good FATHER

You weeabooz are on fucking NOTICE you BITCH

its just the in-office waifu tier list

fast food fascistnation