Message from @GRUMPYGAMER
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Ladies and gentlemen welcome to seed and feed first, I am your host sneed aka chuck
This. The woman you want to start a family with doesn't care what you look like, how healthy you are, or how interesting or informed you are. But don't forget, this does not apply to YOU. Men are obligated to only procreate with beautiful, submissive women.
Doin ur mom
Everything past 2001 has been one long nightmare we haven't woken up from.
Shooter in drag?
I remember Burger King, or someplace like that, Sold Cubix toys in their kids meals. But they didn't actually sell Cubix, they sold the crappy other robots, each with their own piece of Cubix that you could rebuild into a helicopter.
To this day I still have Cubix's left arm.
I never collected them all...
And now that I think about it, I don't think they really had any other parts of Cubix, because I had fast food all the time as a kid, and I only ever got the left arm. I ended up with at least ten of them....
@Jejune relatable moment
thanks lil scuzzu
When the Matthew Broderick inspector gadget movie came out my mom bought us all the McDonald's happy meal toy pieces so that we could build a small cyborg Matthew Broderick
Fucked up now that I know he killed two women while driving on the wrong side of the road in Ireland on August 5th,1987
Fuck Matthew Broderick
Fucking faggot bitch
Somewhere in China rn is an irl Porky making chimeras
Silicon valley: buys out the stock
Poop coffee on steroids
dj khalid we da bes
begin with this:
Otako are cool bunch.
very funny too when no hating oneself.
people outside will think a very sad life takes place, but these people can never see the full picture which is sad in itself
people in the inside think its not that sad, really, but these people cant either see the full picture with what they're missing
in the end people is all the same, talk and think when they know no much, really.
but is not bad is beautiful, human culture is beautiful in the mystery owned.
This why Otaku are cool bunch because part of human culture
>have autism
>on the train today
>want to sit somewhere, but all seats are filled
>tap on a guy's shoulder and say "I have autism, I need to sit down please"
>he says that's ridiculous and won't get up
>plead with him
>some women randomly join in and tell him to get up
>huge argument
>i start crying
>don't get my seat
>one of the older women holds me the rest of the ride
>i start crying
lmfao
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You could score with the single mom too.
"Th-thanks for filling in, anon. Her deadbeat dad could never be bothered to show up for anything. You want to come back to the house for a while?..."
**holds onto your arm and rests head on your shoulder**
>fuck mom's brain out
>can't keep the noise down
>go check on the daughter in her room when you're done
>catch her masturbating
>"i-i just wished it was me you were with instead...."
Whoever invented this purity ball thing is a genius.
You have to suck him off and swallow at least 3 gallons of cum minimum during the boss fight. This is pretty tough when he's actively trying to kill you. If you get his penis erect enough, it helps stun him, but after the first gallon, Lightning gets slower because her belly is so full.
Why do women on the internet always resort to scat based insults? 'Shithead', 'shitlord', 'shitfuck' - are they all secretly coprophiles, begging Chad to shit all over them?
>Living in america
>Not being able to laser aircraft because of "muh feelings"
>You'll never be able to laser a plane so people inside can feel like they are in a club
T-thanks Barack Hussein
This is my story
>be 12
>Get a boner
>Tie a string around a pencil
>get the pencil in my ass (not the pointy side obviously)
>tie the other side of the string in a loop around the base of my penis so that it kind of stretches it.
>Climb on top of my mothers piano
>jump down (reminder that a piano is fucking high for a kid that age)
>climb back up again
>jump down
>repeat until I cum.
One day I forgot to close the windows and my neighboors witnessed the glory of my masturbation ritual.
It was very challenging getting out of that situation.
>video games
you mean utmost degeneracy? you need to get redpilled
VideoGames are the venom of the young adult world. They are created by the Juden in order to stray young white children from reading books or studying. have you had any Jewish friends when you were a kid? None of them had video games.
They are not art, they are not useful in any way, and if they "le teach more history than school XD XD" then your school fucking sucked