Minish Cap is lowkey top 3 LoZ

I've heard that's good never played tho

https://youtu.be/hYlfwg-2C18

The primary reason why ALTTP is the best LoZ: no stupid sword slash vocalization. Only charged sword.

Also no annoying ass owl interrupting you everywhere

Or attention whoring fairy

HEY LOOK LISTEN WATCH OUT

Don't make me get the bottle

Lttp was a cozy game

Good music, good graphics

Tfw had a Filipino girl as my best friend in kindergarten and we played lttp and Mario world together

LttP is very to the point in a good way

Egoraptor may be a bloated chud but he is right about LttP VS. OoT

And SS even though I like some dungeons and bosses in it

The temple with Koloktos and the boss itself was cool

Fuck the tadtones tho

I liked how that dungeon actually changed from water to shadow

Zelda is cool bc it's a fantasy game that made up completely new races instead of just more Tolkien shit

The gorons are probably one of the most interesting fantasy races and I like how twilight princess explored their physiology

Little steam geysers popping out of their heads with age

That said Zelda is also just a retelling of a masonic parable

Masonic imagery everywhere 8n Zelda especially the 90s ones

Combine the two triforces in LbW and you get Remphan

Spooky shit

I heard a good theory that iwata and reggie were the last non masonic holdouts in the company

And they killed iwata to get full control, and then reggie left after realizing there's nothing he can do to fight it

Was Allison Rapp a Mason?

Are the masons behind turning Fire Emblem gay?

Fire emblem was always gay

SHIT

Rofl

OoT ost is better than the gameplay

OoT gameplay is good but the delay is real

The movement is trash

Speedrunners be backhopping the entire game

It's so clunky

I liked the fps hookshot

And obv the bow/arrow

The targeting feature helped translate the camera well when most games were still struggling

Yeah that's true