Message from @naka
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Groose is based and redpilled
Paying 60 dollars for a remake of a game boy game
the best zelda character is the girl reading this
Yeah I think I'll pass
no girl is reading this
Joe the Boomer is a girl
But Joe the Boomer cant read
Because he got kicked in the head by a mule as a kid
joe the blower
hoe the coomer
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this *is* google
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Minish Cap is lowkey top 3 LoZ
I've heard that's good never played tho
The primary reason why ALTTP is the best LoZ: no stupid sword slash vocalization. Only charged sword.
Or attention whoring fairy
HEY LOOK LISTEN WATCH OUT
Don't make me get the bottle
Lttp was a cozy game
Good music, good graphics
Tfw had a Filipino girl as my best friend in kindergarten and we played lttp and Mario world together
LttP is very to the point in a good way
Egoraptor may be a bloated chud but he is right about LttP VS. OoT
And SS even though I like some dungeons and bosses in it
The temple with Koloktos and the boss itself was cool
Fuck the tadtones tho
I liked how that dungeon actually changed from water to shadow
Zelda is cool bc it's a fantasy game that made up completely new races instead of just more Tolkien shit
The gorons are probably one of the most interesting fantasy races and I like how twilight princess explored their physiology
Little steam geysers popping out of their heads with age
That said Zelda is also just a retelling of a masonic parable
Masonic imagery everywhere 8n Zelda especially the 90s ones
Combine the two triforces in LbW and you get Remphan
Spooky shit
I heard a good theory that iwata and reggie were the last non masonic holdouts in the company