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Minish Cap is lowkey top 3 LoZ
I've heard that's good never played tho
The primary reason why ALTTP is the best LoZ: no stupid sword slash vocalization. Only charged sword.
Also no annoying ass owl interrupting you everywhere
Or attention whoring fairy
HEY LOOK LISTEN WATCH OUT
Don't make me get the bottle
Lttp was a cozy game
Good music, good graphics
Tfw had a Filipino girl as my best friend in kindergarten and we played lttp and Mario world together
Egoraptor may be a bloated chud but he is right about LttP VS. OoT
And SS even though I like some dungeons and bosses in it
The temple with Koloktos and the boss itself was cool
Fuck the tadtones tho
I liked how that dungeon actually changed from water to shadow
Zelda is cool bc it's a fantasy game that made up completely new races instead of just more Tolkien shit
The gorons are probably one of the most interesting fantasy races and I like how twilight princess explored their physiology
Little steam geysers popping out of their heads with age
That said Zelda is also just a retelling of a masonic parable
Masonic imagery everywhere 8n Zelda especially the 90s ones
Combine the two triforces in LbW and you get Remphan
Spooky shit
I heard a good theory that iwata and reggie were the last non masonic holdouts in the company
And they killed iwata to get full control, and then reggie left after realizing there's nothing he can do to fight it
Was Allison Rapp a Mason?
Are the masons behind turning Fire Emblem gay?
Fire emblem was always gay
SHIT
Rofl
OoT ost is better than the gameplay