Message from @Con

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2019-11-10 05:34:20 UTC  

https://youtu.be/BIDl9LMgZLE as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left

2019-11-10 05:48:27 UTC  

Went to a strip club to test myself for NNN

2019-11-10 05:48:59 UTC  

The place was fucking garbage but there was a thick Asian chick working there

2019-11-10 05:49:18 UTC  

I got out as soon as the tranny dancer came on stage

2019-11-10 05:50:07 UTC  

I don't know why my uncle likes to invite me and brother to these places. You just get blue balled and it smells like shit.

2019-11-10 06:08:04 UTC  

The point is you pay 200$ for a bj from a 5/10 in the champagne room or you pay 75$ for her to grind her ass on your dick

2019-11-10 06:08:38 UTC  

Ive never been to a strip club before but I almost married an ex stripper (didnt know she was an ex stripper until shortly before we broke up)

2019-11-10 06:09:30 UTC  

Getting a BJ from a stripper is almost guaranteed to get you busted.

2019-11-10 06:09:50 UTC  

My uncle has told me that in every strip club there are at least two LEA's.

2019-11-10 06:10:04 UTC  

One in the crowd and working there.

2019-11-10 06:10:44 UTC  

Either that or they can pull some bullshit and charge you a 1000 for getting your weewee sucked

2019-11-10 06:23:58 UTC  

I'm fairly positive Kojima ripped off the BB comforting mechanic from Yakuza 6, when you have to calm down Haruo.

2019-11-10 06:25:06 UTC  

But it's still kino af. The symbolism, thrmes, motifs are top notch. This is some of the best story telling in a game since the first Nier.

2019-11-10 06:28:17 UTC  

minion or da bob

2019-11-10 06:37:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/642976196409163786/-5vbh4ovcvQXSl8L.mp4

2019-11-10 06:39:03 UTC  

I've watched the pilot for that "Show"

2019-11-10 06:39:12 UTC  

It's pretty pozzed

2019-11-10 06:39:21 UTC  

But it can be funny at times

2019-11-10 06:42:04 UTC  

what cartoon is this?

2019-11-10 07:01:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/642982039011852339/Screen_Shot_2019-10-18_at_12.08.14_AM.png

2019-11-10 08:34:29 UTC  

Quick coom on his shiny head while he's unable to move

2019-11-10 13:00:43 UTC  

The prozac is back in my system and the prozac nightmares are back in full effect, had a dream that I was on an operating table and they were forcing me to get srs surgery and I had this really vivid thing where I flopped myself off the table in fear and barfed and I was just lying there, my ballsack cut open, lying in a puddle of my blood and puke, and the Dr says "you're gonna be a girl now sweetie!" With a creepy plastic smile And injected me with some shit to put me to sleep, woke up in a cold sweat, shot rigjt up, in fight or flight mode

2019-11-10 15:13:54 UTC  

@everyone
We Love Our Cops - YOBA
3:31 ━━❍── 5:47
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volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%

2019-11-10 17:01:45 UTC  

What if we trolled baked Alaska so hard he became a juggalo

2019-11-10 17:02:08 UTC  

yee yee

2019-11-10 17:02:22 UTC  

Hey guys it's baked, mad clown love, gonna blast this crystal real quick

2019-11-10 17:07:58 UTC  

Hey guys it's baked, mad clown love, gonna blast this crystal real quick

2019-11-10 17:18:47 UTC  

does anyone have the armour set and guns in death stranding yet

2019-11-10 17:19:18 UTC  

Is death stranding actually good or is it just more open world schlock

2019-11-10 17:19:50 UTC  

I stand by all open worlds are just cope for living a shitty life

2019-11-10 17:20:12 UTC  

but I'll still play it

2019-11-10 18:29:12 UTC  

We love our cops

2019-11-10 18:29:16 UTC  

Our law enforcement

2019-11-10 18:29:25 UTC  

We love our military they're important

2019-11-10 18:29:35 UTC  

@everyone

2019-11-10 18:29:42 UTC  

@everyone

2019-11-10 18:29:53 UTC  

We love our cops

2019-11-10 18:30:00 UTC  

Our law enforcement

2019-11-10 18:30:23 UTC  

Baked Alaska > Mike dece

2019-11-10 18:30:45 UTC  

damn there's one month left of YOBA