Oooh. Solid burn.

I dare all future comers to step up. Burn the image into your retinas and be a more complete person afterward

Lol

Now _that_ is a creative high

What the fuck

Nothing to see here any more. I'm good on life

These people will destroy the economy

🆙 | **Salacious Swanky Cat leveled up!**

I'm more concerned about the mass graves their policies lead to.

@grant I know right? They don’t care how many skulls they step on to reach utopia

After the tax cuts, wasn't it basically proven that you just do that instead of forcing companies to increase wages?

Well they’re cutting taxes for Amazon

He looks like he’s practicing the mouth and jaw movements required to swallow his wife’s boyfriend’s cock

That's even better if he's the one that said Putin's cock holster.

If not then :/

Colbert said cockholster

the pic is real, btw - not a shop

What wait

You're lying

I refuse

On the Bernie picture...generally one of two things is happening if a company is buying stock back. They're either trying to artificially inflate the stock price to get a bigger investment, or they're going under

Does fighting a hostile takeover fall under either of those? I always assumed that was the primary reason for a stock buyback.

I could see that under both

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-just-trolled-195614287.html

That's considered 'trolling' Fox news? I get that they are defining success down because she's a moron, but that seems like a really low bar even considering that.

Not only that, but who has been "taking care of children" and "save the planet" why do they keep complaining about how they turn out when they get older (men).

There are some videos on YouTube of Dick Masterson going on Dr. Phil playing the most straight faced troll character I've ever seen. The character he's playing is a 'men are better than women' character, and he never comes close to breaking character.

Anyway, he gets into this argument with this woman and destroys her as completely as I've ever seen on the topic of toxic masculinity. One of the interesting things that came up was that she said that there were a lot of men in prison, and he shot back that they were raised by women.

Can't have Communism without slavery(she's a member of a commie group - I forget the name)

and not being able to own the fruits of your labour amounts to slavery

I believe they were called the BullShiviks