She has a story for every situation, she is like a salesman. Except not a good one.

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@Railingo It all says,
Ari i'm tryna record... REEEEE (very first time i've ever typed ree, not really a fan lol)
Smash Bros letter
KSI vs Logan
Ugandan knuckles
B*tch lasagna
Sub 2 pewds

@BubblyNoodle so.... the crappy merchant?

That might be giving her to much credit

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1071935809450844161?s=09

I think this is satire.

@Shadows I could read all of that. Just not what was on the book on the top right. It's to pixelated.

ahh

@Railingo it is satire

@Abstract Cossack still to difficult. I want vending machines

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@BubblyNoodle There will be sundries up at the check-out counter, I think we can fit some ammo boxes, Saturday Night Specials, and McHandgrenades next to the Snickers and copies of American Rifleman

Congratulations here's your new void.

Why is Computing Forever 18+ 🤔

don't agree with the current left being described as "liberal" but still funny.

@Deleted User @Shadows @BubblyNoodle

Lmao

Lol, guess I won't have any applause

Please clap

I need a shotgun

Had a dream like this once

That the libs cheered you on for defending yourself until they learned you used a gun?

Nah that I thought something really cool was happening.........

Then she whipped her dick out

😘

And?

Ruined blondes for this guy I can tell you that much

Nothing can ruin blondes

I'm partial to redheads

The dick makes it better tho

You're a little biased on that front @Deleted User

I'm a blonde hair, blue eye kinda guy. Guess that's the German in me

>_>

I am a little biased