Jfc. Is anything in Victoria not a piece of shit?

That was lucky, if the car is a split second behind that sign is cutting right through the roof of the car!

@Your_Hirsute_Friend me and @Agent Smith ?

Actually nevermind, scratch that

@Deleted User yeah I was referring to construction works not people.

Yeah it’s all good cause I’m a piece of shit anyway lmfao

I'm Victorian born so that would be a self burn.

We all know this

Haha fair enough mate

But self burns are good at times

8D

Need to get rid of labor but idk about the liberals here either

But if I’m ever gonna get any chance in hell of being elected I’ma have to hitch a ride

I'd just leave the state. Let the socialists ruin it and rebuild from the ashes.

Dunno where to go

Tazzie maybe?

Got a chance at getting a gun there at least

@Deleted User well don't move to QLD it's too easy to get guns up here. I'm about to upgrade my safe because I can't fit them all.

I’m letting my daughter do that @Euro looking for a green card

But she’s also set to buy her own Audi by the time she’s 18 so... must be doing something right

@Your_Hirsute_Friend the only thing I have against moving to QLD is how I moved down here to get away from 24/7 humid heat like in PH, only to be assaulted with the same thing up there

Otherwise the place sounds mint

You know there’s something good when literally every insurance company in existence has their registered address there

oh you lived in QLD too? 👍

that's why I moved down here too

Fb translation is hilarious

Fake news from ignorant people

@gimp-in-a-diaper

https://imgur.com/6xt7YVg

graduation is also mislabeled

It’s kind of funny how machine learning proves stereotypes but we keep calling them “errors”

^^^^ Lol.

https://nypost.com/2019/01/09/trump-offered-pelosi-and-schumer-skittles-butterfingers-and-baby-ruths/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-threw-starburst-candies-angela-merkel-dont-say-i-never-give-you-987178%3famp=1