Just had my first blowjob, the dude replied.

Barman say, “cool! Have another in fact, on me!”

“Nah fucjit, If six doubles don’t get rid of the taste of sweaty nuts and semen, sevens not going to help”

hahahhahahha

Good taste joke;)

omfg that comment was better than the joke itself

hahaha

@Agent Smith i can fix this referring to the Armenian Housewife Mail Order Bride For Sale $100 USD

Smith, my eyesight is not what it once was. I can’t tell if that’s RBG wearing a doctors smock, a photoshop of her face on it, or if I’ve just overdone it on my breakfast rum&coffee?

not RBG's face. RBG is skinny AF and that doctor aint

Thanks Smith. Tacit permission for another rum with my bacon and sausage then👏

👍

It’s a sad world when you cannot tell a troll or satire from reality

https://twitter.com/evertonfc2/status/1083541256733712384?s=12

🆙 | **lettsface leveled up!**

https://youtu.be/yQJT_wi2djg

Is this a joke? This was given as a commencement speech. He’s clearly talking about metaphorical walls and bursting through them. It’s one thing to work nights and weekends to succeed it’s another to literally smash your shoulder through a concrete wall

I have lost faith in western culture

Jesus Fucking Christ.

I'm with Blonde. Collapsitarian let's do it.

I saw that on gab yesterday

I hate it

Let's burn this thing down.

it was a full on bush as well

How in the absolute hell is something like this ok?

Because LGBTQAAIP2+!!! You homophobic, transphobic, pedofilephobic bigot!!!! REEEEEEE

whats amazing @Bowman151 is if it was a normal person doing that with a normal child, there would be hell to pay (and rightfully so)

🆙 | **Lash-Games leveled up!**

what on earth are the parents thinking

They’re thinking: “Look at me! Look at me!”