I like how Illinois is "He Promises Profit" hahaha OBAMA

“Prestigious summer barbarians”

Vermont: Especially Ignorant Buddha = Comrade Sanders

I don’t believe it’s true, but it’s still funny

@Clive @[DGI]tech me irl

fuckyeah

wait

that's....

😎

OH NO

I CAN'T UNSEE IT

🤔

well it hasn't been reversed. Which nations were wiped from the earth by global warming?

Not enough

Yugoslavia is gone

Soviet Union is gone

In other words: "A senior U.N. environmental official says entire nations could be wiped off the face of the Earth by rising ~~sea levels~~ productivity levels if the ~~global warming~~ capitalist restructuring trend is not reversed by the year 2000."

but i thought was because of

*Laughs in capitalist*

*Laughs in Boogaloo*

@Niknar84 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/547630088435531777/585695881811066900/miniGif_20190604190915.gif

This version is much better

Holy crap, I thought that was mocking them at first.

https://twitter.com/Jezzerat/status/1157647153520611329

There are other people defending going after the clappers in the comments here too

I figured out how to defeat them

I'm gonna need some people to lend me their hands

There are people at my wife’s work (Trader Joe’s) who are opposed to clapping during store meetings

lol

"This is more like dismantling ‘clapitalism’ amirite?"

Yeah, I remember this occasionally being a thing at school that they tried but never caught on

I'm sure the Bolsheviks were very concerned about bothering those with hearing sensitivities during the October Revolution

“Excuse me comrade. This nagant sure is loud. Would it be possible to make a quieter rifle?”
*gun shot to the questioners head*

I would say it's the apex of victim culture, but tomorrow you'd see people claiming to be victimized by being seen, and these fucking sacks of shit would be falling over each other to see who could gouge out their eyes first

It would be hilarious if their next meeting was sabotaged. Just go early and set up air horns in the ceiling, have the doors automatically lock them inside, and make posters of poorly-drawn, incorrect swastikas unroll down the walls.

They may die from the shock

well locking people in is illegal according to fire marshall soooo

better idea, just release a bunch of frogs

Ok. Then line the hallways with the posters while blaring a corrupted version of the Nazi anthem