Message from @Salacious Swanky Cat

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2019-09-02 04:12:14 UTC  

My neighborhood is on a hill and whenever it rains the yards with bare dirt end up losing tons of it to the gutter and clogging up the drains and making a mess of the sidewalks

2019-09-02 04:12:48 UTC  

Grass is better than concrete because rainfall can infiltrate, but that only works to some extent. Heavy rains saturate the ground quickly.

2019-09-02 04:12:56 UTC  

That too.

2019-09-02 04:13:46 UTC  

Replace grass with really big sponges?

2019-09-02 04:13:53 UTC  

I personally know an environmentalist who has some hot takes like that. I usually don’t challenge them because it’s not worth it. Lol

2019-09-02 04:13:54 UTC  

To absorb water

2019-09-02 04:14:04 UTC  

@tomhastherage lol. That’s pretty funny

2019-09-02 04:14:31 UTC  

I can understand being anti grass lawn in desert climates, but not where I live.

2019-09-02 04:14:46 UTC  

^this

2019-09-02 04:15:02 UTC  

Yep.

2019-09-02 04:15:16 UTC  

its almost like things should be decided locally

2019-09-02 04:15:24 UTC  

🤔

2019-09-02 04:15:27 UTC  

If you're in the desert just use desert plants. Or something

2019-09-02 04:15:49 UTC  

we should have a system that lets local communities decide things instead of a centralized power

2019-09-02 04:15:58 UTC  

Arizonians have some interesting lawns.

2019-09-02 04:16:11 UTC  

I'm sure Nevada is similar

2019-09-02 04:16:21 UTC  

@grant patchwork 😎

2019-09-02 04:16:37 UTC  

@tomhastherage in deserts, they can do rock gardens and such. The same thing where I live would just cause problems

2019-09-02 04:17:33 UTC  

yeah, people here in nevada are discourage from having lawns. It's better having a landscape that fits the climate anyways, less maintenance.

2019-09-02 04:17:46 UTC  

I spent the last month in vegas. I think the whole city could use a massive shade net over it

2019-09-02 04:18:15 UTC  

Exactly. I bet desert yards are super easy to take care of. Lol

2019-09-02 04:18:17 UTC  

well we live in these things that have permanent shade and AC they're called houses

2019-09-02 04:18:39 UTC  

@uncephalized what does your lawn look like?

2019-09-02 04:19:16 UTC  

@grant sadly I had to go outside sometimes lol

2019-09-02 04:19:51 UTC  

When a 114 degree wind blows in my face I get sad

2019-09-02 04:19:54 UTC  

well I have a portable shade with AC called a car

2019-09-02 04:20:20 UTC  

they recommend the yards go to natural grasses, which in theory don't require care.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/another-downside-to-your-classic-green-lawn-22716743/

2019-09-02 04:20:27 UTC  

The ac in my rental could barely keep up with the blazing sun and heat

2019-09-02 04:20:49 UTC  

well that's unfortunate

2019-09-02 04:20:51 UTC  

my lawn is all natural... i live in phx so that means dirt and rock, but its xeriscape so i guess that's good

2019-09-02 04:21:00 UTC  

@Putz that’s a fantastic lie. Lol

2019-09-02 04:21:31 UTC  

A native, natural lawn in Alabama would require the same maintenance

2019-09-02 04:21:36 UTC  

Possibly even more depending on what general ecosystem you emulate

2019-09-02 04:21:53 UTC  

try clover instead, per that article

2019-09-02 04:22:20 UTC  

Hire robots to maintain your yard...or goats?

2019-09-02 04:23:49 UTC  

That Smithsonian article is dumb, it doesn't provide a solution for those who use lawns for a purpose. It mentions sport's fields, but offer nothing they could use as an alternative

2019-09-02 04:24:32 UTC  

it only offers a solution for people who use laws as decoration

2019-09-02 04:26:12 UTC  

just let nature have your lawn, then your providing habitat for local species

2019-09-02 04:26:38 UTC  

@Putz it wouldn’t look good. Plus my yard is mostly native grasses anyways. I never water my lawn

2019-09-02 04:26:57 UTC  

Replace your lawn with a defensive moat

2019-09-02 04:27:02 UTC  

maybe a 20 year old car on cement blocks for decoration?